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Member Since: 23 Feb 2018
Location: Near Llanybydder (near Puff!)
Posts: 4362

Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4
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According to a recent survey, six out of seven dwarves aren't Happy.
 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
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KiwiD4
 


Member Since: 17 Aug 2017
Location: Christchurch
Posts: 310

New Zealand 2011 Discovery 4 5.0 V8 HSE Auto BournvilleDiscovery 4

Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up
 King of the typo.

MY11 D4 5.0 V8, Bournville, lots of goodies!

Now departed: '85 RR Vogue, '94 D1, '95 D1, '70 SIIA, '97 D1, '04 D2a. All V8, except for the SIIA - but that drank as much petrol anyway! 
 
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galwaygreen
 


Member Since: 30 Oct 2011
Location: plymouth
Posts: 6525

United Kingdom 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 Graphite LE Auto Loire BlueDiscovery 4

crackin
  
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Member Since: 28 Feb 2010
Location: Sheffieldish
Posts: 1804

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I know someone who was claiming disability benefit due to being a dwarf. For a while now he has been struggling to put food on the table! Wink
 Previous Discos
1989 200tdi 3dr
1994 300tdi ES
1995 3.9 ES (x3)
2000 4.0 adventurer
2001 4.0 ES
2005 D3 HSE (zambesi silver)
2007 D3 SE (Lugano teal)
2011 D4 XS (Baltic Blue)
2008 D3 HSE PREMIUM (buckingham blue)
2009 D4 XS (Nara bronze)
2006 D3 Metropolis (Java Black)
2012my D4 HSE (indus silver)
Current 2013 D4 XS (Firenze red) 
 
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Member Since: 23 Feb 2018
Location: Near Llanybydder (near Puff!)
Posts: 4362

Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

Rolling with laughter
 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
Post #205273313th May 2019 3:30 am
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Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
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United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

at the risk of being seen to endorse the site's new apartheight leanings ... is stature best joke ?













would get my coat but someone's put it on the highest peg.
  
Post #205274413th May 2019 6:44 am
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Pelyma
  


Member Since: 06 Jan 2005
Location: Patching, Sussex
Posts: 15496

England 

Our feck off you lot and pick on someone your own size.
 DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
D4 HSE Lux - Montalcino Red Gone
Porsche Cayenne V8 Diesel S 
 
Post #205275313th May 2019 7:50 am
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I had a chat with a dwarf in the pub recently. Didn't end well - he accused me of talking down to him!
 Visiting from rrsport.co.uk
2012 RRS SDV6
2008 RRS TDV8
"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!" 
 
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Member Since: 28 Feb 2010
Location: Sheffieldish
Posts: 1804

England 2013 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Firenze RedDiscovery 4

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According to my BMI i am considerably underheight. For my weight i should be about 9'3" Big Cry
 Previous Discos
1989 200tdi 3dr
1994 300tdi ES
1995 3.9 ES (x3)
2000 4.0 adventurer
2001 4.0 ES
2005 D3 HSE (zambesi silver)
2007 D3 SE (Lugano teal)
2011 D4 XS (Baltic Blue)
2008 D3 HSE PREMIUM (buckingham blue)
2009 D4 XS (Nara bronze)
2006 D3 Metropolis (Java Black)
2012my D4 HSE (indus silver)
Current 2013 D4 XS (Firenze red) 
 
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Member Since: 07 Apr 2014
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Posts: 13031

United Kingdom 

You and me both! Big Cry
 Visiting from rrsport.co.uk
2012 RRS SDV6
2008 RRS TDV8
"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!" 
 
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NoDo$h
 


Member Since: 02 May 2006
Location: Finding new and exciting ways to milk badgers.
Posts: 19689

Ukraine 

Pelyma wrote:
Our feck off you lot and pick on someone your own size.


Whistle
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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Member Since: 23 Feb 2018
Location: Near Llanybydder (near Puff!)
Posts: 4362

Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

Is that Whistle the intro to "Off to work we go"?

Wink
 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
Post #205353016th May 2019 5:35 am
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marsie
 


Member Since: 28 Feb 2010
Location: Sheffieldish
Posts: 1804

England 2013 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Firenze RedDiscovery 4

A dwarf was left speechless after being pickpocketed- he never believed anyone could stoop so low!
 Previous Discos
1989 200tdi 3dr
1994 300tdi ES
1995 3.9 ES (x3)
2000 4.0 adventurer
2001 4.0 ES
2005 D3 HSE (zambesi silver)
2007 D3 SE (Lugano teal)
2011 D4 XS (Baltic Blue)
2008 D3 HSE PREMIUM (buckingham blue)
2009 D4 XS (Nara bronze)
2006 D3 Metropolis (Java Black)
2012my D4 HSE (indus silver)
Current 2013 D4 XS (Firenze red) 
 
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GFE
 


Member Since: 11 Nov 2018
Location: Dorset
Posts: 113

United Kingdom 2013 Discovery 4 TDV6 HSE Auto Causeway GreyDiscovery 4

The other day I was walking by a prison, when I noticed dwarf inmate escaping. As he was climbing down the exterior wall, he looked down at me and sneered. And I thought, that's a little con descending.
  
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Member Since: 11 Nov 2018
Location: Dorset
Posts: 113

United Kingdom 2013 Discovery 4 TDV6 HSE Auto Causeway GreyDiscovery 4

My neighbour is a dwarf , I saw him at the bus stop the other day , I shouted over to him , do you want a lift ? Hop in , he said no so I zipped up my rucksack and kept walking
  
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