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Mike40
 


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Maths Help....

Due to time dragging so slowly this afternoon I have concluded that my Office has fallen into a gravitational well.

I am trying to calculate just how fast I need to move to another part of the building to correct the time dilation problem. I am struggling a little with the maths….Can anyone help??

Current status:-

Position: Office

Velocity: Static

Proper time: No idea

Time according to the 'puter clock: 14:20 Shocked ------------------------------
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Time for me is soooooo sloooooow as waiting in front of Tormore Distillery ok the A95 for a tow truck!!! Seized on FR brake caliper. Even typing this doesn't make the tow truck appear!! Big Cry Big Cry   
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Embarassed  

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Derek are you broken down again Shocked Shocked

By the time my warranty expires Tesco wont be doing D3's under warranty Whistle

Hope you get sorted soon and put that nippy sweetie doon. Wink Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!  
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Think I've made a mistake, went to the other side of the building and back and it now seems to be Monday....!
Thud ------------------------------
"Ruby" Rimini Red
Rimini Red 06MY TDV6 S
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BAS Magic Box and Remap
ITG Air Filter
ERG's Blanked (Woody32)
Huge Permagrin

Suzuki GSX1400, Triumph Daytona 1200, Yamaha RD500LC, Norton 850 Commando, MV Agusta 1090 Brutale, Honda Hornet 900, Honda 600 Tansalp, Matchless 750, AJS 650CSR......plus very understanding wife!  
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Thats cause your velocity was all wrong mate Laughing Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!  
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Sounds like a Temporal Causality Loop! Shocked  
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which way is water going down the plug?? end of an era ....... maybe a Defender when it appears.......  
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R01, nothing a 3 for 2 from vic wine can't sort out!!! Just got back home, left GoS at 12noon for Ogg's!! Bloody RAC! Big Cry Big Cry   
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it is a good job you don't hav eto get into work on time DSL Whistle

Laughing Laughing end of an era ....... maybe a Defender when it appears.......  
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True, true! Whistle Whistle   
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