Member Since: 12 Mar 2010
Location: Essex
Posts: 1722
Love dress
A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly the recently married couple's house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy."
The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch.
Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she replied.
"Needs ironing," he says" "What's for dinner?"Today is the oldest you've been and the youngest you'll ever be again.
3rd Jul 2019 8:27 pm
GLYNNE
Member Since: 06 Oct 2006
Location: KENT
Posts: 4645
3rd Jul 2019 8:31 pm
Iguana
Member Since: 14 Oct 2013
Location: 'Sunny' Zomerset
Posts: 9402
Iggy/Ieuan
Current LR =
2015 RR Sport Autobiography
&
1992 Land Rover Defender Camper
- Gone but not forgotten:
MY10 D4 GS
MY05 Disco 3 'S'
MY14 FL2 HSE manual in Blue
MY15 Disco 4 HSE Lux in Santorini Black
MY08 Disco 3 SE manual in Buck Blue
1960 Series 2 88" (No idea why I sold it!)
3rd Jul 2019 8:36 pm
Hocks172
Member Since: 29 Mar 2014
Location: Brighton
Posts: 556
previous LR D3 HSE, RRS HST, RR Evoque Dynamic Lux.
Current D5 HSE Lux
3rd Jul 2019 9:33 pm
Ceekay
Member Since: 17 May 2009
Location: Bury
Posts: 2057
D4 HSE Lux MY16 Club Waitomo
D3 HSE MY06 missing her still…
4th Jul 2019 10:35 am
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
Posts: 72787
Member Since: 31 Jul 2014
Location: Tonbridge
Posts: 980
^ You ol spoil sport you
Good memory though
4th Jul 2019 11:01 am
knwatkins
Member Since: 19 Sep 2018
Location: Poole, Dorset
Posts: 716
That has brightened up my day! Thank you! Kev
MY2014 L405 RR Vogue SE 4.4 SDV8 in Corris Grey
MY2010 L320 RRS HSE 3.0 TDV6 in Stornoway Grey
4th Jul 2019 12:57 pm
Oswiperus D3 Decade
Member Since: 02 Apr 2010
Location: Chelmsford, Essex
Posts: 1590
I missed it the first time round!Stu
2016 D4 Landmark current
2022 Defender D300 SE Gone
D4 2014 XS Commercial - Gone
D4 2016 hse lux montalcino red - Gone
D3 2005 se java black - current
D3 2005 base manual - gone
D2 1999 TD5 E white - current
4th Jul 2019 1:57 pm
Captain3810
Member Since: 27 Jun 2019
Location: Ashtead
Posts: 4
5th Jul 2019 9:40 am
al cope
Member Since: 08 Nov 2005
Location: Oldbury, WM
Posts: 10297
I think my missus has one of those in the same state
If you dont hear from me again you know she has read this post - please start digging up my garden
AlVolvo XC90 B5 Plus Dark
Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
Ancient - D3 TDV6 S - Tonga with Ebony, 20" Stormers, satnav & DVD
5th Jul 2019 10:20 am
Scott #55
Member Since: 15 Apr 2015
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 1665
SWMBO thought she'd spice things up and spent a fortune in Ann Summers. I found her sitting on the couch, wearing some of her purchases.
"Are those crotchless panties you're wearing?", I asked.
"They are", she replied.
"Thank goodness for that. I thought the sofa had burst. When's dinner?"2014 - D4 2010 HSE Nara Bronze
2012 - FL2 2009 GS Stornoway Grey
2001 - VW Passat Estate Inky Blue
1999 - Ford Mondeo Light Blue
1998 - Rover 25 Red
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