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NJSS
 


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Looking for a part time, well paid job ?

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My apologies, I did not know that the b******s word for testicles was a profanity Sad

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al cope
 


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I dont think I would get the job as I am a white middle class, over 60 male, so wouldnt meet any of the PC criteria Shocked

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I can talk Censored ask any of the lads on here that i go camping with. In fact I'm sure we could organise a party with a majority as there are quite a lot that go camping with us that talk Censored too Laughing
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al cope wrote:
I dont think I would get the job as I am a white middle class, over 60 male, so wouldnt meet any of the PC criteria Shocked

Al


None of that stops you turning up in a dress of a rainbow design and stating you identify as an avocado. Not only would you be eligible for selection as a candidate, you'd get as many shows on the BBC as you want.
 
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Censored - you noticed me at the weekend Whistle Rolling with laughter

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Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
Ancient - D3 TDV6 S - Tonga with Ebony, 20" Stormers, satnav & DVD 
 
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assume this will get past mods ?





tailored to current PM, naturally.



edit : must photoshop faster Laughing
  
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Aerialmark wrote:
I can talk Censored ask any of the lads on here that i go camping with. In fact I'm sure we could organise a party with a majority as there are quite a lot that go camping with us that talk Censored too Laughing


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Hardware17 wrote:
...discussing Uganda


Private Eye. Wink
 
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Well ... we did have a response "Great stuff guys!" From a forum membership called Bogbrush the other day!
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OT, they didn't print my 'blended family:

Sir,

If Kiki Dee married Ian Fleming, would Mrs Dee-Fleming be constantly expectorating?

Yours, etc.,

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Hardware17 wrote:
Well ... we did have a response "Great stuff guys!" From a forum membership called Bogbrush the other day!


in fact, we appear to have 2 Bogbrushs'


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and only 1 post between them. almost like someone created them to be controversial.
(and it wasn't me ... although I had thought about it to add excitement to the Brexit threads )
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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
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Quote:
(to add excitement to the Brexit threads)


or even excrement Rolling with laughter

NJSS
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2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t. 
 
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Hardware17 wrote:
Hardware17 wrote:
Well ... we did have a response "Great stuff guys!" From a forum membership called Bogbrush the other day!


in fact, we appear to have 2 Bogbrushs'


Click image to enlarge



and only 1 post between them. almost like someone created them to be controversial.
(and it wasn't me ... although I had thought about it to add excitement to the Brexit threads )


'twas me.
 
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suspected it was ... didn't want to accuse anyone though.

Very Happy
  
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