A teacher asked her class how many of them were Gordon Brown fans.
Not really knowing what a Gordon Brown fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.
Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Gordon Brown fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Gordon Brown fan?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Conservative.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mum's a Conservative and my Dad's a Conservative, so I'm a Conservative.'
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your Mum was a moron and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
Little Johnny replied, 'A Gordon Brown fan.'
The older I get, the more I realise that people confuse wrinkles for wisdom
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9th Feb 2010 12:15 pm
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Even made SWMBO laugh!!! But surely Little Johny in your world would be a SNP fan!!!
9th Feb 2010 12:34 pm
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less than three months to go now...
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9th Feb 2010 12:58 pm
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We live in hope!!! We can have a sweep stake as to how much he's relentlessly fooked up the country, I'll have 85%!!
9th Feb 2010 1:02 pm
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SN wrote:
...and he'll be gone
Are you sure? After all he's imported so many voters
9th Feb 2010 1:20 pm
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I'm a staunch Labour supporter, Gordon Brown is the best thing that has happened to this country, those that don't have brains are the ones would do not see the bigger picture. I don't think politics should play a part in the forum as it puts me in a difficult situation when I see the real you's come out. I know where my cross will be on voting day, at least we now have better schools, hospitals, fair immigration policy, better equipped military and police and security that we never had under other governments. Some of you may wish to withdraw the insulting comments about your prime minister.
9th Feb 2010 1:28 pm
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Oh! and by the way I'm a liar
9th Feb 2010 1:30 pm
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Almost better than the Johnny joke!!!
9th Feb 2010 1:31 pm
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Politics and Forums - a dangerous mix!
1) Those of you living abroad (i.e. Scotland) shouldn't be voting in our elections!!!
2) Do you really believe that Shamron will be better?
3) Maybe you're going down the Cleggy route? ROFLMAO
I'm no fan of Gordon - he doesn't have the charisma to lead and probably wasn't that good as Chancellor but I can't see any better alternative from the very limited selection available. George Osbourne anyone?2013 D4 HSE Luxe in Indus Silver
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Not taking a political stance, but this just arrived in my mail as i read Walmsleys reply!!
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9th Feb 2010 1:50 pm
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Walmsleys wrote:
I'm no fan of Gordon - he doesn't have the charisma to lead and probably wasn't that good as Chancellor but I can't see any better alternative from the very limited selection available. George Osbourne anyone?
I think Ozzy Osbourne would be a better chioce.
As for piont No 1,Get your MP's out of our country then!!!!!!
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9th Feb 2010 1:53 pm
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BrianT - you'll have to have yours back then!
Be interesting to see what happens if you Caledonians ever get the chance to vote to leave the union - what's you view? Do you think that the Scots will go for it?2013 D4 HSE Luxe in Indus Silver
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9th Feb 2010 2:12 pm
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You would not believe how close my lower jaw was to my keyboard until I read this second post! The older I get, the more I realise that people confuse wrinkles for wisdom
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