mzplcg
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Cherie Blair is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road - they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.
Cherie, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur: "Get out and check - YOU were driving."
The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead..
"YOU were driving; YOU go and tell the farmer," says Cherie.
Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally legless, hair ruffled and with a big grin on his face.
"My God, what happened to you?" asks Cherie.
The chauffeur replies: "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, his wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me."
"What on earth did you say to him?" asks Cherie.
"I knocked on the door - and when it was answered, I simply said to them: " I'm Cherie Blair's chauffeur - and I've just killed the cow."
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