roamingman
Member Since: 25 Jun 2008
Location: aberdeenshire
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Dear Son
Just a few lines to let you know I am still alive.
I;m writeing this letter slowly because I know you can't read quickly.
You won't know the house when you come home because we've moved.
About your father - he has a lovely job with500 men under him, he's cutting the grass at the cemetry.
Your brother Sean is doing well in the army, only been a solder 2 weeks and already they've made him
court Martial.
There was a washing machine in the new house when we moved in but it is'nt working too good.
Last week I put 14 shirts in it, pulled the chain and have'nt seen them since.
molly your sister, had a baby, but I don't know if is a boy or a girl, so I can't tell you if you are an uncle or an aunt.
Your uncle Dick drownede in last week in a vat of whisky in the brewery.
Some of is workmates tried to save him but he fought them of bravely.
We cremated his body and it took 4 days to put the fire out.
it only rained twice last week, oncefor 3 days and once for 4 days.
Monday was so windy that one of the chickens laid the same egg 5 times.
We had a letter from the undertakers. He said if the last insall was'nt paid in 7 days on your Grandmothers funeral - up she comes.
patrick yesterday made his own cyder when he crushed to death 50 woodpekers.
Your loving mother
P.S.I was going to sent you £5 but I.ve already sealed the envelop. convoy For Heroes record holder (348)
Live life 'til you die
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cherokee
Member Since: 03 Jul 2007
Location: preston
Posts: 562
 
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Giving my age away now Ted Lune comedian, Always used to come on stage said I've had a letter from me Mam, always finished off with" Your father is keeping pigs now, and there is a terrible smell from your loving
Mother. Always walk behind a Shooter and
In front of a Sh*ter
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