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Apny
 


Member Since: 03 Jan 2008
Location: Norfolk
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England 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Auto Orkney GreyDiscovery 4
Just been doing some gardening

What's the difference between Jack Russell S*** and fallen leaves?


Not a lot when your picking up leaves........ Embarassed  
Post #37261912th Nov 2008 3:16 pm
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JMC
 


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Difference is fallen leaves can be blown into another area whereas the poo tends to stay......... Whistle

 The older I get, the more I realise that people confuse wrinkles for wisdom Smile
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Post #37262812th Nov 2008 3:27 pm
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Apny
 


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Yea JMC thats what i thought as well, but some got blown along...


Any way got to go and make/nead the family there fresh bread...  
Post #37263012th Nov 2008 3:31 pm
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stapldm
 


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JMC wrote:
Difference is fallen leaves can be blown into another area whereas the poo tends to stay......... Whistle
Isn't that the wrong way around compared to best case? Whistle Dr. Ian Malcolm:
"Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
Transgenic tomato anyone?  
Post #37263112th Nov 2008 3:32 pm
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Shrinky
 


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There used to be a gardener at my office whose Jack Russell had such a long dick that everyone used to call it dibber Shocked Global Warming.... I'm luvvin it  
Post #37265112th Nov 2008 3:55 pm
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TSR2
 


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Sound like you were really impressed by that Shrinky. A bit of penis envy? Question Question Question Question  
Post #37269512th Nov 2008 4:39 pm
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nobbyclark
 


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Spent the last 2 weeks hoovering my lawn with one of those things. Got biceps like a Terminator now. No longer a D3 owner but still subscribed to multiple threads!  
Post #37329713th Nov 2008 3:45 pm
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JMC
 


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I find blowing is more effective than sucking.......... Whistle The older I get, the more I realise that people confuse wrinkles for wisdom Smile
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Post #37330913th Nov 2008 4:21 pm
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nobbyclark
 


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But you end up with a big heap on the lawn... No longer a D3 owner but still subscribed to multiple threads!  
Post #37362714th Nov 2008 8:58 am
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