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Madrilleno
 


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I've been thinking..

What deep thinkers men are...

I swam in the pool today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question:

Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the b Censored s?

Women always maintain that giving birth is far more painful than a bloke getting kicked in the b Censored s.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the b Censored s is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a bloke say, "You know, I think I'd like another kick in the b Censored s."

I rest my case. Time for another beer.
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