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+ive side of swine flu
Tried to tax my bike today 'on line' but it was not having it OK try the old fashioned way drove to Hereford to tax the bike at the Post Office oh Fook me the Post Office is now a fooking Pizza Hut So I found the only Post Office in Hereford with a massive cue about 30 people in front of me Started chatting to the bloke in front of me, now I suffer from Hay Fever, so always one to take advantage of any situation. I started to explain between sneezes that I had just been to Mexico Next minute the PO emptied Got the bike taxed really quickly
OK the last bit is a lie, but hey this pandemic could be used to an advantage if you have the front In the Beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
1st May 2009 7:04 pm
disco3kenny
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I bet you don't have to wait long for a table at the local Chiquito's at the moment either I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
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1st May 2009 7:21 pm
jeff
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Location: Cornwall
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you might laugh but I think I've got swine flu.
Have had crackling in my ears all day!D3 TDV6SE
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TFC came up with a cracking idea last night. We need to sign-write a D3 with "decontamination unit". All seven seats taken up with blokes wearing disposable overalls and facemasks, screech to a halt on any given highstreet and start spraying water from garden pump sprayers while yelling into PMRs.
For added impact, have a civvie stooge to bundle into the car and drive off at a rate of knots I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.
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1st May 2009 10:21 pm
SJR
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NoDo$h wrote:
TFC came up with a crackling idea last night.
I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Buzz Aldrin (1930 -
1st May 2009 10:22 pm
Popelka
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NoDo$h wrote:
We need to sign-write a D3 with "decontamination unit". ........screech to a halt on any given highstreet and start spraying water from garden pump sprayers ..........For added impact, have a civvie stooge to bundle into the car and drive off at a rate of knots
2nd May 2009 4:27 pm
catweasel
Member Since: 05 May 2006
Location: Bundaleer
Posts: 4805
we have three confirmed cases of swine flu currently in Adelaide
and the outlook is not good
quarantine measures have already taken place.
with a little luck hopefully it will be contained.
it is a sad state of affairs but we will live through it.
3rd May 2009 1:01 pm
AndrewS Tarquin of the Desert
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Admin note: this post has had its images recovered from a money grabbing photo hosting site and reinstated In the Beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
16th May 2009 6:48 pm
countrywide
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It's no joke we have had our first celebrity victim.
And we know who he got it from
16th May 2009 6:57 pm
Shrinky
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Poor Kermit. Looks like he croaked In a drug den.Global Warming.... I'm luvvin it
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OK try the old fashioned way drove to Hereford to tax the bike at the Post Office 
oh Fook me the Post Office is now a fooking Pizza Hut 
So I found the only Post Office in Hereford with a massive cue about 30 people in front of me 
Started chatting to the bloke in front of me, now I suffer from Hay Fever, so always one to take advantage of any situation. I started to explain between sneezes that I had just been to Mexico 
' Bonatti HSE... Ah yes, a vintage colour!
