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It's official: All you tall people should be arrested
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NoDo$h
 


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It's official: All you tall people should be arrested

and by "tall" I mean "of average height and build"

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/26/ke...planation/

Makes me glad I work in Kent Thumbs Up

I for one am jumping for joy at the "grounds for arrest" used in this case. Not that any of you tall Censored s would notice me jumping...... Whistle
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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You could walk around un noticed. Allegedly Whistle
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I wonder if any of the vertically challenged have considered using their air jack as a booster cushion Whistle
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I think little tables or armrest on their heads would be handy.

Maybe a table on their head for peanuts and glass holders on their shoulders ??? Then they could go fetch stuff from the bar too Whistle

So many possibilities are open to making them a useful species to have in our society Thumbs Up
  
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NoDo$h
 


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SJR wrote:
I wonder if any of the vertically challenged have considered using their air jack as a booster cushion Whistle


You know where you can stick your bung..... Twisted Evil

Where's Pelmya, SN, Ray and Christian when you need them. Anyone seen them?
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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Don't worry ND after all that exhausting thinking the abnormally tall ones will have to go for a lie down to recover. Whistle Whistle Whistle
  
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NoDo$h wrote:
Where's Pelmya, SN, Ray and Christian when you need them. Anyone seen them?


Nope, they're not up here... Whistle
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 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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stapldm wrote:
NoDo$h wrote:
Where's Pelmya, SN, Ray and Christian when you need them. Anyone seen them?


Nope, they're not up here... Whistle

I was but was caught in a pincer movement between the Power Failure and Martin fighting with the site Big Cry
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