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GlosBoy
 


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What is the worst thing you could be born

Answer - A Chicken.

Why

You get laid once, you get smashed once and the only bird to sit on your face is your mum.  
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Being one half of siamese twins when your brother happens to be gay and your not but you share the same Censored . I think that might be a tad unfortunate especially if he is dating a bent West Indies fast bowler Shocked Club Exped trailer
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Why West Indian ?  
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french /scottish Mr. Green

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That will be North British to you Pom
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