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NJSS
 


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I'm Not Sure Who I Am Any More

I Used to Be A Normal Person.

As a man, I used to think I was pretty much just a regular person, but I was born white, into a two-parent household which now, whether I like it or not, makes me "Privileged", a racist & responsible for slavery.

I am a fiscal & moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist because I plan, budget & support myself.

I went to High School, and University and have always held a job. But I now find out that I am not here because I earned it, but because I was "advantaged”.

I am heterosexual, which according to homosexuals which now makes me a homophobe.

I stand when a lady enters the room, offer a lady a seat in a crowded train, open doors for ladies & allow them to precede me through them, which now makes me antifeminist.

I am not a Muslim, which now labels me as an infidel.

I am older than 60, making me a useless person who doesn't understand Facebook, Instagram, or Twitter.

I think & I reason, and I doubt much of what the "main stream" media tells me, which makes me a "Right-wing conspiracy nut”.

I am proud of my heritage & our inclusive British culture, making me a xenophobe.

I believe in hard work, fair play, & fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.

I believe our system guarantees freedom of effort - not freedom of outcome or subsidies, which must make me a borderline sociopath.

I believe in the defence & protection of Britain for & by all citizens, now making me a militant.

I am proud of our flag, what it stands for and the many who died to let it fly, so I stand & salute during the National Anthem - so I must be a racist.

Please help me come to terms with the new me because I'm just not sure who I am anymore!

It all took place over the last few years of Socialist Political control; it’s time to get rid of these fools.

And as if all this nonsense leftist-labelling me a privileged, advantaged, racist, fascist, homo-phobe, infidel, gun-nut, old, right-winger, xenophobic, anti-socialist, socio-path, militant, was enough to deal with, now I don't even know which lavatory to use… and

I gotta go MUCH more FREQUENTLY!
 Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.

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“ I am heterosexual, which according to homosexuals which now makes me a homophobe.“

What utter tosh Nigel.
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2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t. 
 
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Your avatar says all that we need to know. Well done. Bow down Bow down Bow down
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LT
 


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NJSS wrote:
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Which of course makes such statements acceptable. Whistle
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that could have been written for me except the 60 part only just turned 50 but the rest spot on
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Re: I'm Not Sure Who I Am Any More

NJSS wrote:

And as if all this nonsense leftist-labelling me a privileged, advantaged, racist, fascist, homo-phobe, infidel, gun-nut, old, right-winger, xenophobic, anti-socialist, socio-path, militant, was enough to deal with, now I don't even know which lavatory to use… and

I gotta go MUCH more FREQUENTLY!


Nige, its simple, you're now TENA man. Thumbs Up Laughing
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furnitureman wrote:
that could have been written for me except the 60 part only just turned 50 but the rest spot on


Plus me, but a bit too near 60 for my liking. Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry
   
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I must admit I am sick to death of this whole shebang.... can’t stand watching any news broadcast anymore and the subject of BLM or C19 is now banned in my household...

The media are now unbelievable with their inane questioning everything and personally I think this whole affair is actually making race relations worse not better...
  
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It was originally written in the US which explains a lot - check out granitegrok.com
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The problem is that there are real issues that do need to be dealt with: the excessive response is actually diverting attention from the real issues.
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I totally agree with Farmer Chalk, I have become far more anti ***** since this started. I see now the BBC have banned the Fawlty Tower episode about the Germans. Since when has nationality become racism?
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Plus 2 , farmer chalk Thumbs Up

I’m also sick to death hearing about safe spaces and snowflakes , many of them need to grow a back bone and not be so bloody sensitive to every little passing remark

Speakers as universities being banned because these snowflakes will get there feelings hurt because they don’t agree with what the speakers are talking about


Illl get my coat Laughing
   
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Sadly free speech is dying along with reasoned arguments and debates. We will be worse off for it.
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Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)

Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)

No longer the Old Buses original owner Sad
231,000 miles and counting
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D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
IID BT
BAS FBH control 
 
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