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Holy Sh*t !....
If you get annoyed when a bird craps on your car......just be thankful you don't live on the coast ....think the next one will be Fuji White
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool,than to speak out and remove all doubt" ?.....what rubbish...
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15th Jun 2014 11:04 am
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Clearly they needed to pot the red with the white before taking on the snookered blue.
Nasty kick though, perhaps too much chalk.Land Rover - Turning Drivers into Mechanics Since 1948
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15th Jun 2014 11:09 am
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That's taking the I see they totally ignored the lesser brand of vehicle behind yours
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15th Jun 2014 11:11 am
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That's after a night of rain,and the wife cleared the windscreen before she left....the lesser brand got totally cleaned earlier in the week,at least they had the decency to run out of ammo "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool,than to speak out and remove all doubt" ?.....what rubbish...
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15th Jun 2014 11:38 am
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Even covered in crap your car still look good.
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15th Jun 2014 12:04 pm
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DG wrote:
Seagulls on laxatives ?
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I think they might have been round here.......the washing is now back in the machine,and the wife,who was hanging it out,is back in the shower.....according to her,my car is nothing compared to what just happened to her "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool,than to speak out and remove all doubt" ?.....what rubbish...
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RLD spare wheel protector & sump guard
Extended roof rails
Series 111 mudflaps
Black side tubes,grill and vents
Timed climate remote
Hids4u interior lights
D4 Firenze my2012 HSE
D3 Java 2005 SE manual (sold,sadly,thanks for the memories)
1966 '88 Series 2a....still starts in the morning better than I do...
15th Jun 2014 12:12 pm
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Where I work at the powere station at Dungeness we get thousands of the things, they make a right mess over everything. When it comes to the cars you have to be very creful as their is normally full of sand so you need to hose/wash it off rather than use a spongeMY17 D5 1st Edition Namib Orange
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15th Jun 2014 12:41 pm
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Russell wrote:
Where I work at the powere station at Dungeness we get thousands of the things, they make a right mess over everything. When it comes to the cars you have to be very creful as their is normally full of sand so you need to hose/wash it off rather than use a sponge
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15th Jun 2014 12:46 pm
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Yeah,sand plus fragments of shell and fish bones mean that even soft mitts or sponges are out......snow foam and the pressure washer are the only way to safely get it off without badly damaging the paintwork.....
Dave,reminds me of one of the cars belonging to a diver a few years ago....a gull dropped a fish on his roof,and after a load of his pals descended and had a big fight over it,the poor guys car roof looked like he'd rolled it.......it was only a couple of months old,and he wasn't best pleased"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool,than to speak out and remove all doubt" ?.....what rubbish...
Locking rear E-diff
RLD spare wheel protector & sump guard
Extended roof rails
Series 111 mudflaps
Black side tubes,grill and vents
Timed climate remote
Hids4u interior lights
D4 Firenze my2012 HSE
D3 Java 2005 SE manual (sold,sadly,thanks for the memories)
1966 '88 Series 2a....still starts in the morning better than I do...
15th Jun 2014 1:00 pm
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15th Jun 2014 2:21 pm
euangibson
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Robbie wrote:
Clearly they needed to pot the red with the white before taking on the snookered blue.
Sadly your snooker analogy seems to have been spot on
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool,than to speak out and remove all doubt" ?.....what rubbish...
Locking rear E-diff
RLD spare wheel protector & sump guard
Extended roof rails
Series 111 mudflaps
Black side tubes,grill and vents
Timed climate remote
Hids4u interior lights
D4 Firenze my2012 HSE
D3 Java 2005 SE manual (sold,sadly,thanks for the memories)
1966 '88 Series 2a....still starts in the morning better than I do...
18th Jun 2014 6:26 pm
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....think the next one will be Fuji White 
I see they totally ignored the lesser brand of vehicle behind yours
