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Slimer
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Member Since: 06 Jan 2005
Location: Last Exit to Nowhere
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Hi Mark,
Welcome to DISCO3, I wondered when one of you guys would join us. Will the rest of the LRO crowd be signing up too?
I just hope you can keep up with us, things get a bit wild on here at times
Si The End
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27th Sep 2005 12:18 pm |
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simon
Member Since: 11 Jan 2005
Location: Shropshire
Posts: 18296
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... but well worth the readings !
Be great to get some feedback from LRO too on the site and maybe some of the images we have from our fun days out !
I'm sure we can negotiate proper fee for using imagery (we all have hi res originals if needed)...
Welcome.
-s
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27th Sep 2005 1:35 pm |
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BN
Member Since: 18 Mar 2005
Location: Here
Posts: 6463
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simon wrote:... but well worth the readings !
Be great to get some feedback from LRO too on the site and maybe some of the images we have from our fun days out !
I'm sure we can negotiate proper fee for using imagery (we all have hi res originals if needed)...
Welcome.
-s
creep amassing how it goes with sheep
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27th Sep 2005 2:12 pm |
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simon
Member Since: 11 Jan 2005
Location: Shropshire
Posts: 18296
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hay... sorry Hey ! I am trying to make some cash here with me photos
Personally would rather read Hovercraft Weekly where they have this great cartoon strip of a bloke called Doris chasing pink fairies around the internet in his classic Hover Speed Boat thingumajig
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27th Sep 2005 4:47 pm |
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BN
Member Since: 18 Mar 2005
Location: Here
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simon wrote:hay... sorry Hey ! I am trying to make some cash here with me photos
Personally would rather read Hovercraft Weekly where they have this great cartoon strip of a bloke called Doris chasing pink fairies around the internet in his classic Hover Speed Boat thingumajig
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cheapskate.
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27th Sep 2005 4:56 pm |
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simon
Member Since: 11 Jan 2005
Location: Shropshire
Posts: 18296
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and who said that ????
I seem to remember I was taught by a man called Doris about saving money.
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27th Sep 2005 5:08 pm |
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BN
Member Since: 18 Mar 2005
Location: Here
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simon wrote:and who said that ????
I seem to remember I was taught by a man called Doris about saving money.
-s
Who would that be then?
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27th Sep 2005 5:10 pm |
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Gareth
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Member Since: 07 Dec 2004
Location: Bramhall
Posts: 26775
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Slimer wrote:Hi Mark,
Welcome to DISCO3, I wondered when one of you guys would join us. Will the rest of the LRO crowd be signing up too?
I just hope you can keep up with us, things get a bit wild on here at times
Si
A bit quiet?
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27th Sep 2005 5:11 pm |
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simon
Member Since: 11 Jan 2005
Location: Shropshire
Posts: 18296
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Doris... remember the Flash post ???
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27th Sep 2005 8:47 pm |
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BN
Member Since: 18 Mar 2005
Location: Here
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simon wrote:Doris... remember the Flash post ???
-s
Cannot remember that, too far back and about 6 bottles of Flash refills whoops
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27th Sep 2005 9:11 pm |
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Pelyma
Member Since: 06 Jan 2005
Location: Patching, Sussex
Posts: 15496
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Gareth wrote:Slimer wrote:Hi Mark,
Welcome to DISCO3, I wondered when one of you guys would join us. Will the rest of the LRO crowd be signing up too?
I just hope you can keep up with us, things get a bit wild on here at times
Si
A bit quiet?
Ahh you have all made a mistake in understanding the LRO jurno. They are a timid creature that is only really at home with oil up to their elbows and having had a good roll in EP90 to mask their own scent. They are a pack creature with a strong pecking order. The Alpha is the most likley to be seen near a modern LR and when he fancies a new one he sticks his old on in a ditch at high speed to write it off claiming an on coming car dasseled him. The second in line is given the alpha's cast offs and is expected to rebuild the wreck, not being trusted with a new LR. Unfortunately this puts him in a huff sending him on a prolonged journey around the country looking for other packs to join.
Finally you have the support workers, the least likley to be seen near modern LR's. Indeed one has a curious fetish for athletic footwear and even names his poor LR after a type of shoe. Their padawan training is often looked after by master Cranthorne with a little support from Jedi Cobley. This usually takes place in the dangerous surroundings of Tixover, where the flat earth society live. Danger lurks here at every right turn.
As their training develops they are sent to distant planets such as Espania where they are carefully tutored in the art of using a LR that doesn't mark its territory with oil and has such features as ABS TC and the strangest of all HDC an TR.
If you take all this information into account, mask your modern LR scent with EP90 and bash your knuckles a bit to simulate a slipped socket set then I'm sure you will catch a fleeting sight of this strange shy creature DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
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28th Sep 2005 7:52 am |
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Slimer
Site Moderator
Member Since: 06 Jan 2005
Location: Last Exit to Nowhere
Posts: 16295
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28th Sep 2005 7:59 am |
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