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kerb climber
 


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Don't forget the one about Sir Paul buying Heather a plane for Christmas....and a Phillips Ladyshave for the other leg.  
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SJR - Stump Cam Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
I am sooooooooooo sooooooo sorry I started this post  
Post #5290353rd Oct 2009 2:19 pm
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dont be....

everyone needs their leg pulling every now and again.... Thumbs Up one wife.......livid  
Post #5290443rd Oct 2009 2:44 pm
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Wex
 


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Ent wrote:
Stu wrote:
Blimey this is becoming a forum of disabilities.

Ok while we are being open'ish about this. I'd like to state that I fell over at school and bit through my tounge. Just in case that counts as a disability. I'm not precious about it though so do feel free to take the Censored


Stu

Would you not class being ginger as a disability? Surely your only one chromosome away from being a window licker? I once went down on a ginger bird and it was exactly like licking a new 9v battery, anybody else had any ginger related mishaps?



Don't take Ent's witticisms to heart bud , he mostly uses his wooden carbon fibre composite leg for stirrin' shyte .Be safe in the knowledge that in the instance of it rainin' soup , he'd be the one standing there with a fork Thumbs Up  
Post #5299845th Oct 2009 5:31 pm
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On a pi** awful Monday after a brilliant weeknd offroad in Bala, this thread has made my day, - screwed up my keyboard as it doesn't seem to like second hand coffee but made my day. Rolling with laughter

Cheers guys Thumbs Up Laughing FORECAST FOR TONIGHT: things have happened out there!!!
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Post #5300135th Oct 2009 6:22 pm
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Ding ding Round 10

Diarmuid

Your a fine one to talk about standing outside with a fork in my hand while it rains soup, you're the only c**t I know who would fail a urine test after a re-sit. Do you not think you've had your fair share of bad luck what with the sh!t hand Mother Nature has dealt you? If you fell in a bucket of nipples you would come up sucking your thumb.

edit- forgot to add YOU CHIMP Thumbs Up Club Exped trailer
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Post #5301045th Oct 2009 8:22 pm
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Wex
 


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Lee , my stubbly friend ,

If Darwin was still about and met you , he'd be be having a good rethink about his Censored theory of evolution.

Mind that cattle grid on your way out.  
Post #5301245th Oct 2009 8:41 pm
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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

glad i havent met you guys face to face yet, you'd have a f Censored in field day..... one wife.......livid  
Post #5301545th Oct 2009 9:06 pm
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If its not enough to abuse me on the forum you are also doing it through the medium of text so I'll leave you with this one.

Diarmuid wanted to be an accountant, so he went and took the Irish accountancy exam.

Examiner: If I give you two rabbits and then I give you another two rabbits, how many rabbits do you have?
Diarmuid: Five.

Examiner: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and then I give you another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Diarmuid: Five.

Examiner: Let's try this another way. If I give you two bottles of beer and then I give you another two bottles of beer, how many bottles of beer have you got?
Diarmuid: Four.

Examiner: Good! Now, if I give you two rabbits and then I give you another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Diarmuid: Five.

Examiner: How on earth do you work out that two lots of two rabbits is five?
Diarmuid: I've already got one rabbit at home! Club Exped trailer
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Post #5301605th Oct 2009 9:12 pm
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Diarmuid and Ent are working in a house together.

Dairmuid is busy fixing the floorboards, Ent is helping and passing the nails

Ent keeps picking up the nails, looks at them with the head at the bottom, and throws them to one side.

Diarmuid says, "Oi Ent, what yer doin'"

Ent "I'm throwing them away as they're all upside down!"

Diarmuid " Oi you useless fecker, don't throw 'em away! Save 'em for the ceiling!" D3 HSE MY05 Auto

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Post #5303596th Oct 2009 10:03 am
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happy Censored Laughing Thumbs Up  
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Now there's interesting.

How did you sneak your Censored through the profanity filter? I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.  
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Ooh look,

mine slipped through as well..

Didn't feel a thing. I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.  
Post #5307346th Oct 2009 9:23 pm
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Well to be honest I was only making a joke, but if that's how you see yourself and Ent, then I'm not going to get in your way! Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

I do love the banter on this forum.

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