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2nd Oct 2009 10:04 am
Stu
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Wow a whole 15 posts before we got onto Ginger as a disability!
Personally I like being Ginger it keeps all the good looking women away and only leaves the ones that I might actually stand a chance with! D3 HSE MY05 Auto
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2nd Oct 2009 10:05 am
SJR
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Ent wrote:
I once went down on a ginger bird and it was exactly like licking a new 9v battery
Did she charge? I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
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2nd Oct 2009 10:06 am
Stu
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Anyway Ent, if you don't like Ginger you can give me your Ginger trailer!D3 HSE MY05 Auto
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2nd Oct 2009 10:06 am
Ent
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What you mean there are sickos out there that would pay for the priviledge? Dont get me wrong there are some good looking red heads out there but I'm talking about the ones that were brought up on Iron Bru and Cheesy Wotsits, they have ginger skin as well.Club Exped trailer
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2nd Oct 2009 10:09 am
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think i will not even get involved in this one.....
ahh what the heck
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of marriage as he was sensitive about his wooden leg and a bit afraid no one would have him. In fact, he couldn`t bring himself to tell his fiancee` about his leg when he slipped the ring on her finger, nor when she bought the dress, nor when they picked the time and place. All he kept saying was, "Darling, I`ve got a big surprise for you," at which she blushed and smiled bewitchingly.
The wedding night came and went, and the young couple were at last alone in their hotel room. "Now don`t forget, Harry, you promised me a big surprise," said the bride.
Unable to say a word, Harry turned out the lights, unstrapped his wooden leg, slipped into bed, and placed his wife`s hand on the stump.
"Hmmmmm," she said softly, "that IS a surprise. But pass me the Vaseline and I`ll see what I can do!"one wife.......livid
2nd Oct 2009 10:25 am
goodfella
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"I once went down on a ginger bird and it was exactly like licking a new 9v battery, anybody else had any ginger related mishaps?"
I've just spat my brew all over my computer you bs. Badda bing.......How you doin'?
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2nd Oct 2009 11:15 am
adam
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Went to see thtat new Harry Potter film the other day - bit far fetched in my opinion, I mean a ginger kid with 2 mates
I one went out with a Red Head once, no hair, just a Red Head
I met a bloke once with false legs, real feet, but false legs
2nd Oct 2009 11:50 am
SN
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Ent wrote:
Stu
we are in the 21st century, mine is a carbon fibre/alloy composite, not wood you chimp
Is it an 09MY leg or an 10MY leg? And would the latter come with fairy lights? Steve N | 21MY Defender | 08MY Discovery 3 (history) | 06MY Discovery 3 (ancient history)
2nd Oct 2009 1:41 pm
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It's an 09MY that's been re-mapped, I've got Wiggs working on the fairy lights.Club Exped trailer
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2nd Oct 2009 1:46 pm
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Many years ago (about 20 actually) I used to work with a guy who had a false leg - whenever he had it replaced he ALWAYS referred to the outgoing and incoming legs via the appropriate registration letter (as-was) - last new one I recall was a G-Reg leg Steve N | 21MY Defender | 08MY Discovery 3 (history) | 06MY Discovery 3 (ancient history)
2nd Oct 2009 1:50 pm
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I'm quite partial to a redhead actually and regularly pack wood rather than alloy. Badda bing.......How you doin'?
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The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship
it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
Leasing
On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker,
Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other,
charges $4,000 an hour. For anything.
Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for an hour of sex every night for 5 years he would have paid $7..3 million, a savings of $41.7 million.
Value-added benefits are:
- a 22 year old red-hot babe
- no begging or coaxing
- never a headache
- plays all requests
- no bitching or complaining
- no 'honey-do' list
Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost - and no legal fees.
Sometimes leasing just makes more senseAs you slide down the banister of life
may no splinters point your way
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2nd Oct 2009 5:14 pm
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But it would have cost more than $40m for Kristen to chop off one of her legs .........
........if that was your thing A happy childhood ... is the worst possible preparation for life.
2nd Oct 2009 5:26 pm
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Just wait for the hiddden video camera footage.........they borrowed some cricket technology!!!
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Dont get me wrong there are some good looking red heads out there but I'm talking about the ones that were brought up on Iron Bru and Cheesy Wotsits, they have ginger skin as well.
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