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Luapno
 


Member Since: 27 Sep 2013
Location: Birmingham
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United Kingdom 
Government Careers Guide

If you have 5 mins spare and fancy a laugh have a go at the Government's Career guide

https://beta.nationalcareers.service.gov.uk

I could be a dressmaker, stockbroker or scaffolder Rolling with laughter

Utter nonsense
 When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. All of the pain is felt by others. The same thing happens when you are stupid. 

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DSL
Keeper of the wheelie bin 


Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
Posts: 72742

Ukraine 

I got about 35% of the way through and it threw me back to the beginning so maybe a new career isn’t for me. Thumbs Up

Phewwwwwwwww. Laughing
   
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Madrilleno
 


Member Since: 13 Oct 2014
Location: Nottingham
Posts: 1742

England 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Auto Santorini BlackDiscovery 4

What a typical waste of taxpayers' money.
 There are two rules for success,
1. Never tell everything you know.



RLD Spare Wheel Protector
RLD Sump Guard
Narpy Style RRS Grille from Beanie
Discostick 3rd button FBH controller
IID BT
EGRs Blanked
Geoff Gearbox Flush
Prospeed sliders & compressor guard 
 
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Vince
 


Member Since: 31 Aug 2014
Location: Bridgend
Posts: 257

Wales 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Tonga GreenDiscovery 3

Spot on for me. Came up with uniformed and emergency services. Answered three more questions and up came Paramedic. After twenty two years I finally know I'm in the right job 🤣🤣
  
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pjm-84
 


Member Since: 04 Oct 2016
Location: Hampshire
Posts: 2406

Ukraine 

Crashed for me. It did have construction as an option, answered 4 additional questions. Would have LMAO if it came up with Architect.
  
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GFE
 


Member Since: 11 Nov 2018
Location: Dorset
Posts: 113

United Kingdom 2013 Discovery 4 TDV6 HSE Auto Causeway GreyDiscovery 4

mine came up as Ofstead inspector. or cemetery worker !
  
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Stevepd
 


Member Since: 06 Mar 2018
Location: Wiltshire
Posts: 390

United Kingdom 

Mine came back as Paramedic/Soldier/Police or Marine Officer. I always wanted to be a Para after the 1982 series. The joined the RAF and did 24 years finally getting made redundant. If all failed I’d have tried the police..........
 visiting from www.rrsport.co.uk  
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pjm-84
 


Member Since: 04 Oct 2016
Location: Hampshire
Posts: 2406

Ukraine 

I should have done my p company. Thought about to do it last year but missed the age cut for reserves by quite a few years Rolling with laughter Mind is willing, body is getting old

Would have been nice to have a maroon one to go with the green one.
  
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terryall
 


Member Since: 17 Jun 2011
Location: Whitstable
Posts: 1426

United Kingdom 2009 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Stornoway GreyDiscovery 3

Great, I can be an actor, a carpet layer or a farrier. I never knew I had such diverse skills.
  
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raincloud
 


Member Since: 16 Aug 2011
Location: nottinghamshire
Posts: 136

England 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Java BlackDiscovery 3

Came up with Emergencyservices for me - having been a firefighter for25 years it seems to be accurate if nothing else
  
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Paul J.
 


Member Since: 09 Dec 2005
Location: Leafy Cheshire
Posts: 7182

United Kingdom 

Astronomer, healthcare science assistant, nanotechnologist.

Mr. Green
 An ex-Disco3 / FFRR owner ......

..... now on the JLR electric highway. 
 
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CongoBoy
 


Member Since: 05 Mar 2019
Location: Wiltshire
Posts: 525

Zimbabwe 2009 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Stornoway GreyDiscovery 3

Magistrate, Judge or Coroner!
WTF??
But on second thoughts, sounds just like me!!
 2008 D3 HSE Stornoway Grey (UK)
2008 D3 HSE Izmir Blue- South African Spec. (Zimbabwe)
2005 FFRR SC V8- Java Black
1995 D1 300 Tdi Blue - (Sourced from the UK, shipped to Namibia, driven by me to RD Congo, then Zambia, now retired in Zimbabwe) 
 
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HWN
 


Member Since: 23 Feb 2018
Location: Near Llanybydder (near Puff!)
Posts: 4362

Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

Actor or locksmith. ???
 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
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Huggs153
 


Member Since: 15 Nov 2012
Location: Surrey
Posts: 190

England 2015 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Auto Bonatti GreyDiscovery 4

70% will come out as Uniform Services, as roughly the same number are/ have been in the services who drive Land rovers, as that's where our love- hate relationship stems from...
 Huggs.
D4 XS
D3 HSE(SOLD)
side steps, EGR blanked,3 flash +Clock Move
D4 XS 2012 For sale
D4 HSE 2015
V8 Upgrade Front brakes (AF)
155000 mile+ club
RAI
16000 lb winch
D4 As it comes...
Hampshire & Berkshire 4X4 Responder 
 
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DG
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Wales 

Called me a w Censored ker Rolling with laughter
 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021  
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