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Rescue01
Member Since: 14 Jan 2008
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Glesgea lassies
Dont take offence if youre from Glasgow
What does a Glesgea lass use as protection during sex???
A bus shelter!
What does a Glesgea lass say after sex??
So au of you boys play for Celtic!
How do you know when a Glesgea lass has an orgasim??
She drapps her bag of chips!
Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!
9th Jan 2009 4:32 pm
DSL
Keeper of the wheelie bin
Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
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Old uns but good uns!!!!
9th Jan 2009 4:33 pm
Rescue01
Member Since: 14 Jan 2008
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Aye many a fine tune has been played on a auld fiddle
Hows things Derek?
Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!
9th Jan 2009 4:38 pm
Rescue01
Member Since: 14 Jan 2008
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Aberdeen
Posts: 2529
Just remembered you heard all these jokes and more by the camp fire in Tunisia
Must admit they did sound better with a few Stellas in me
Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!
9th Jan 2009 4:40 pm
Alex08
Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
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Glasgow
Posts: 1600
Was that her name then, Stella - I thought the Glesgea girls were all called Senga!
9th Jan 2009 6:06 pm
Rescue01
Member Since: 14 Jan 2008
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Aberdeen
Posts: 2529
I thought they were called Big Senga
Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!
11th Jan 2009 1:30 pm
jkp
Member Since: 16 Sep 2005
Location: Living among Bawbags
Posts: 4528
Are they not called 'yes senga'
11th Jan 2009 1:36 pm
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