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terryall
 


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I once heard they don't like onions.
  
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Pelyma
  


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Not good for the dogs though.
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Hardware17 wrote:
Narpy wrote:
You clearly know your sh it. Mr. Green


Grammar letting you down, Narpy ? you seem to have dropped an apostrophe AND an 'e' from "you're".

Whistle


Insisting on replying on every single thread without reading the post letting you down again. Rolling Eyes
Sometimes it's best to remain silent and appear stupid than to start typing and remove all doubt. Whistle
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J@mes
 


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Our neighbours cat used to Censored in our veg patch and our daughters play area, which is a few inches deep in rubber chippings.

When I saw it in the garden I'd wind my dog up in to a frenzy and then let her out to chase it. It took a few weeks but it's not been back in years now.

We do have an animal Censored up our front door, which has stained the UPVC. We're not on a dog walking route so assume it's another cat. That one will be going back to its owner, alive, but in a sack, with an invoice for a new front door when I catch it.

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John C
 


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Thank you very much to all - really helpful - also some very amusing comments. Thank you!
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Post #205328315th May 2019 8:19 am
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Ken
  


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My neighbours used to have Cats Whistle
  
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John C
 


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Hardware
 


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Narpy wrote:
Hardware17 wrote:
Narpy wrote:
You clearly know your sh it. Mr. Green


Grammar letting you down, Narpy ? you seem to have dropped an apostrophe AND an 'e' from "you're".

Whistle


Insisting on replying on every single thread without reading the post letting you down again. Rolling Eyes
Sometimes it's best to remain silent and appear stupid than to start typing and remove all doubt. Whistle


Narpy, I apologise for offending you in whatever way you percieve. i must have missed your post :
Narpy wrote:
For Sale : Sense of Humour

Selling this as I never use it. No reasonable offer refused.


Whistle




anyway ... being serious (briefly) ... pepper dust did the business in our garden. the cats still insist on walking through but never linger long enough to leave presents.
  
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Someone-Gone
 


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I know it might be considered excessive, but have you considered Napalm as a permanent solution?


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Hardware
 


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apparently that can cause scarring on the lawn. honest.
  
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stew 46
 


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We have 6 cats and 4 dogs so there’s a lot of 💩 Bracken the golden retriever tends to clear most of the cat 💩up 🤮🤮and has a good go at Barry and teds 💩 !!!




The cat in the pic ( Frank ) spends all its time with the dogs and even goes out for a bed time pee when the dogs go out .
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if you cant hold on dont let go , it ill come in handy for something even if you never use it.
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Geoff at Drym
 


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Hardware17 wrote:
Narpy wrote:
You clearly know your sh it. Mr. Green


Grammar letting you down, Narpy ? you seem to have dropped an apostrophe AND an 'e' from "you're".

Whistle


Erm. Maybe sh 1t. But your is correct. You're is short for you are!!!!

Pedant over.
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Narpy
 


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Grammar: The difference between knowing your sh it and knowing you're sh it. Wink

Some people only think they know Geoff. Wink
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Geoff at Drym
 


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He. He! Thumbs Up
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The catnip solution works well - years ago my neighbour and the next one down had cats (several each) that used my garden as a latrine... One of them had a party to which I was invited and a few catnip seeds "fell out of my pockets" into the boarder between the two gardens. A few weeks later the cats were as high as kites and never bothered leaving their own gardens again.
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