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Red Merle
 


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Batfink wrote:


It’s one better than “We need to talk” or, in my wife’s case, “I want to talk”!
 2011 - 2015: 3 x FL2
2015 - 2017: 2 x D4
2017 to date: FFRR SDV8
2023 to date: FL2 as a second car

2021 to date: Hinckley built ‘14 Triumph Trophy 1200
2022 to date: Hinckley built ‘14 Triumph Trophy 1200 & sidecar!
(One of only two known to exist in the world!) 
 
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HWN
 


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Location: Near Llanybydder (near Puff!)
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Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

I haven't spoken to my wife for over a year now. It's rude to interrupt.
 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
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Batfink
 


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Rolling with laughter
 2006 TdV6 HSE.  
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Batfink
 


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 2006 TdV6 HSE.  
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Red Merle
 


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HWN wrote:
I haven't spoken to my wife for over a year now. It's rude to interrupt.


Laughing
 2011 - 2015: 3 x FL2
2015 - 2017: 2 x D4
2017 to date: FFRR SDV8
2023 to date: FL2 as a second car

2021 to date: Hinckley built ‘14 Triumph Trophy 1200
2022 to date: Hinckley built ‘14 Triumph Trophy 1200 & sidecar!
(One of only two known to exist in the world!) 
 
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Hardware
 


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United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

Spitting Image have revealed some of the puppets for new series ...


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PROFSR G
 


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Ukraine 2009 Discovery 3 TDV6 Commercial XS Auto Stornoway GreyDiscovery 3

Can't wait for the opening salvos Very Happy
 yµ (idµ - eAµ) ψ=mψ

 
 
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HWN
 


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Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

Sir,

Has anyone else noticed, as I have, the similarity between Homer Simpson and Ross Kemp after his recent run-in with a swarm of bees? One is a poorly animated comic character having an (ex) wife with hair that is a ridiculously unnatural colour and the other a character in a cartoon.

Are they by any chance related? I think we should be told.

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2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
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Batfink
 


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 2006 TdV6 HSE.  
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Paul J.
 


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Biscuit engineering

 An ex-Disco3 / FFRR owner ......

..... now on the JLR electric highway. 
 
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Madrilleno
 


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England 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Auto Santorini BlackDiscovery 4

Got to love Colin. Disappointed he didn't put the radius back on the corner though.
 There are two rules for success,
1. Never tell everything you know.



RLD Spare Wheel Protector
RLD Sump Guard
Narpy Style RRS Grille from Beanie
Discostick 3rd button FBH controller
IID BT
EGRs Blanked
Geoff Gearbox Flush
Prospeed sliders & compressor guard 
 
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robsmith
 


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United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

I could just see Nik Blackhurst doing that - but maybe he has more sense and would ensue the mug was large enough, that one only looks to be about half the statutory volume for a tea mug...



(Where can I get one of those kettles/flame throwers?)
 Rob Smith
Silver rools OK
 
 
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RRSTDV8
 


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SWMBO just said - why not just snap the biscuit in half? Then it'll fit.

Women! They just don't understand, do they? Rolling with laughter

Of course, if he'd had a man's mug rather than that strange vase thing he was drinking from, the biscuits would have fitted quite easily. Whistle
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2012 RRS SDV6
2008 RRS TDV8
"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!" 
 
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HWN
 


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Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

Biscuits, eh? Pah! This chap cuts internal threads on a turnip.

 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
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