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MJD 3
 


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United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

Jesus that bag of cat sh*t stinks, and i forgot to bring my gloves!
 General Grabber AT3's
EGR Valves Blanked
Aluminium sump guard
Tree/Rock sliders.
Bank Account - Empty. 
 
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(Chap sat down) " I don't rate this Chinese beach holiday much do you ? "
 The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything they have. 
 
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Time to judge it Dexter Thumbs Up
 The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything they have. 
 
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Ok so my vote goes to Riverblanche ๐Ÿ‘
  
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See what you make of this one then Question



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 Transit! 2019
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Another Porsche Cayenne 2022
Gone Porsche Cayenne 2020
Gone RRS HSE Dynamic 2016
Gone RRS HSE LUX 2011
Gone RRS HSE 2006
Gone D3 SE 2.7 2008
gone D2 Td5 1999

I plan on living forever and so far so good !

Club DG Mclaren stuff
 
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Whoโ€™s up next for the ultra enema blast please?
  
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I donโ€™t understand....Itโ€™s works like this when I do it to my husband.....
  
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I forgotten - do I suck or blow???
 Rob Smith
Silver rools OK
 
 
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"As a result of customer feedback, all devices bought from Anne Summers are now supplied with a single large battery".
 
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Dexter wrote:
Ok so my vote goes to Riverblanche ๐Ÿ‘



Is there not VAR on this thread ?????
  
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Whats that thing the chuckle brothers used to say Whistle
 The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything they have. 
 
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riverblanche wrote:




"My husband lie to me ... he say you have to stroke it like this to get fluid flowing"
  
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Source of Coronavirus found !
 The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything they have. 
 
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Hardware wrote:
Dexter wrote:
Ok so my vote goes to Riverblanche ๐Ÿ‘



Is there not VAR on this thread ?????


I was trying not to ask, but can't hold out Confused whats VAR Question

oh and Dexters in the lead at the mo Whistle and he's not even posted yet Laughing
 Transit! 2019
Gone D3 HSE 2008
Another Porsche Cayenne 2022
Gone Porsche Cayenne 2020
Gone RRS HSE Dynamic 2016
Gone RRS HSE LUX 2011
Gone RRS HSE 2006
Gone D3 SE 2.7 2008
gone D2 Td5 1999

I plan on living forever and so far so good !

Club DG Mclaren stuff
 
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VAR = "Video Assistant Referee". Helps (supposedly) with contentious decisions in sports.
 
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2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
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