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HWN
 


Member Since: 23 Feb 2018
Location: Near Llanybydder (near Puff!)
Posts: 4385

Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

"No. I wanted a pot of that lentil-flavoured aerated dessert, that's why I sent you to get a pot of hippy mousse"
 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
Post #212074413th Feb 2020 9:28 am
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Hardware
 


Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
Posts: 12709

United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

Declaring winner tonight as I'm doing hospital stuff most of tomorrow.


So … some reasonable attempts this time but with the lack of PS and full-on D5 connections, I'm going with
riverblanche wrote:
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Playing hard to get are you my little beauty, I'm gaining on you,
just like my first mate but your in keep fit lycra, oh wait till I catch you what fun we will have.......
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Worthy of mention -

HWN (but by shear numbers he was likely !! )
Dundonian - I expected better of you. Laughing
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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
Post #212085013th Feb 2020 8:33 pm
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Someone-Gone
 


Member Since: 21 Dec 2015
Location: Gone
Posts: 5117

United Kingdom 

Me too. Been a busy week trying to sort out the kids lives, but I have now learnt you can co-habit in Student Halls. SWMBO is not amused, I on the other hand have a more relaxed attitude! I am being called sexist. Whistle
  
Post #212090914th Feb 2020 10:03 am
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Aerialmark
 


Member Since: 21 Jun 2015
Location: Burnley (Where the M65 is cobbled)
Posts: 5191

England 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

New photo please Mr RB Thumbs Up
 The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything they have. 
 
Post #212097814th Feb 2020 1:52 pm
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stew 46
 


Member Since: 01 Dec 2011
Location: cornwall
Posts: 10146

England 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Manual Siberian SilverDiscovery 3

 -------------------------------------------------
if you cant hold on dont let go , it ill come in handy for something even if you never use it.
D3 SE 05,
110 s wagon 300 tdi SOLD
h top transit
crew cab transit
transit connect
ausa dumper, muck truck .
peljob 2.5 digger
06 L 200 crew cab 
 
Post #212099114th Feb 2020 2:26 pm
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Aerialmark
 


Member Since: 21 Jun 2015
Location: Burnley (Where the M65 is cobbled)
Posts: 5191

England 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

She gets my vote Stew Thumbs Up
 The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything they have. 
 
Post #212099714th Feb 2020 2:41 pm
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HWN
 


Member Since: 23 Feb 2018
Location: Near Llanybydder (near Puff!)
Posts: 4385

Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

Are you sure she isn't anaemic? She looks a little pasty to me.
 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
Post #212105314th Feb 2020 6:03 pm
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Sea Raider
 


Member Since: 01 Nov 2016
Location: None
Posts: 4450


Bring back the 70's, there's not a hairy pie in sight these days
  
Post #212105414th Feb 2020 6:12 pm
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riverblanche
 


Member Since: 31 Aug 2010
Location: retford'ish
Posts: 2210

England 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

I like Baked Beans on my Pasties Laughing

going back to a motorised transport type



Thumbs Up
 Transit! 2019
Gone D3 HSE 2008
Another Porsche Cayenne 2022
Gone Porsche Cayenne 2020
Gone RRS HSE Dynamic 2016
Gone RRS HSE LUX 2011
Gone RRS HSE 2006
Gone D3 SE 2.7 2008
gone D2 Td5 1999

I plan on living forever and so far so good !

Club DG Mclaren stuff
 
Post #212110114th Feb 2020 8:37 pm
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DG
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Location: The Gaff
Posts: 50934

Wales 

Knickers are probably a bit crusty too Whistle
 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021  
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Dazz360
 


Member Since: 03 Sep 2016
Location: West Mids Walsall
Posts: 871

United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Bonatti GreyDiscovery 3

Sea Raider wrote:
Bring back the 70's, there's not a hairy pie in sight these days

Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up
 Metal auto sump & fluid change (3 hrs)
LR door puddle projectors (10 mins)
Tinted Bonnet wind deflector (10 mins)
All Intercooler pipes and Tbolts (2hrs)
3 injectors replaced so far (30mins)
Sunroof drain pipes both sides 2.5 hrs)
Rear discs, shoes,pads,callipers,flexi hoses, rigid brake line, n/s upper hub carrier bush and rear n/s upper arm (13hrs over 2 days) 
 
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Dazz360
 


Member Since: 03 Sep 2016
Location: West Mids Walsall
Posts: 871

United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Bonatti GreyDiscovery 3

Never seen one of them sellers on the beach
 Metal auto sump & fluid change (3 hrs)
LR door puddle projectors (10 mins)
Tinted Bonnet wind deflector (10 mins)
All Intercooler pipes and Tbolts (2hrs)
3 injectors replaced so far (30mins)
Sunroof drain pipes both sides 2.5 hrs)
Rear discs, shoes,pads,callipers,flexi hoses, rigid brake line, n/s upper hub carrier bush and rear n/s upper arm (13hrs over 2 days) 
 
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Jarvis
 


Member Since: 16 Dec 2009
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England 

Sorry, I have to go as I think my engine has flooded.
  
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Someone-Gone
 


Member Since: 21 Dec 2015
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Posts: 5117

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That Censored satnav said, turn left, cross small ford. I’d need Mosses to get back on track.
  
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HWN
 


Member Since: 23 Feb 2018
Location: Near Llanybydder (near Puff!)
Posts: 4385

Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

"Wot's the matter, mate? Won't it start?"
"Nah. I think I've flooded the carburettor"

^^^ Sorry, Jarvis, I'm a slow typist! Embarassed
 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
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