Member Since: 20 Oct 2009
Location: Belfast
Posts: 145
Fridays Funnies
Jonathan Ross has been accused of shoplifting a kitchen utensil from Tesco. Ross says it was a whisk he was prepared to take.
Police stop a Gypsy in his transit on the motorway. Policeman says "Do you know the limit is 70?" The driver leans into the back and says "Hear that, - 3 of you have got to get out".
Paddy & Mick stagger out of the zoo with blood pouring from them. "B****s to that" said Paddy "that's the last time I go lion dancing"
63 Pakistanis died in Bradford this morning. It was not a terrorist attack, a bunk bed collapsed. The police are blaming AL IKEA
29th Jan 2010 2:41 pm
POINTYED
Member Since: 22 Mar 2008
Location: BURY,LANCS
Posts: 2758
harmless fun
very good
dunc life is tooooo short.enjoy the moment.dont worry be happy
club BSS
29th Jan 2010 5:04 pm
kevi
Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
Posts: 945
The marriage
A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away.
She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.'
He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.'
So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort.
One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 metre board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife.
After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.
She said, 'That was incredible!'
He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along.'
So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths.
After seventy-five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel and was hardly out of breath.
He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?'
'No,' she said, 'I was a prostitute in Liverpool but I worked both sides of the Mersey !Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
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