kevi
Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
Posts: 945
  
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| Friday humor 4 AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES |
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amazingly simple home remedies
avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
for high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. remember to use a timer.
a mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
if you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. you'll be afraid to cough.
you only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. if it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. if it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
if you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
daily thought: some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
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Discoeast
Member Since: 19 Feb 2008
Location: Boksburg
Posts: 800
  
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Good  D3 bullbar-spots-roof rack with spots-ladder-long range tank-swing out spare wheel carrier- upgraded tow bar-dash console-internal water tank-duel awnings-drawer system & T T.
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