Member Since: 07 Feb 2007
Location: Midrand
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Fishing humor
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second guy: "That is nothing! I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him.
"You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:
"Fishing or Sex?" and she said: "Be sure to wear sun-block."
8th Jan 2009 10:17 am
BORDER ROVER
Member Since: 03 Dec 2007
Location: Cumbria
Posts: 1105
Hmm sounds like the way forward for my next mod to the D3. Set the alarm for 05:30 slap her on the and say sex or a winch, wonder if it will work. POT NOODLE NAVIGATION CHALLENGE 2010 WINNER
Club Sankey
Club pie and peas
8th Jan 2009 10:23 am
heine
Member Since: 07 Feb 2007
Location: Midrand
Posts: 4054
Excellent idea - I will have the best kitted D3 around
8th Jan 2009 10:28 am
discocuzzy
Member Since: 02 Feb 2008
Location: surrey
Posts: 2752
This is the only pussy you need!!!
"you cannot teach stupid people to do clever things"
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05 plate D3 HSE in Zermat- Gone
11 Plate D4 Landmark in Fuji white- Gone
08 Plate D3 Hse in Buckingham Blue- Gone
58 plate D3 HSE Silver- Gone
10 Plate D4 HSE Stornaway Grey
8th Jan 2009 5:10 pm
Discoeast
Member Since: 19 Feb 2008
Location: Boksburg
Posts: 800
Heine, I would be interested to here the yarn you spun
to be able to do the tiger fishing trip in Choebe
Discocuzzy, nice, here's one for you.
D3 bullbar-spots-roof rack with spots-ladder-long range tank-swing out spare wheel carrier- upgraded tow bar-dash console-internal water tank-duel awnings-drawer system & T T.
9th Jan 2009 8:45 am
heine
Member Since: 07 Feb 2007
Location: Midrand
Posts: 4054
I just said to Michele that I was going away with a responsible adult (i.e. you) and she said "Don't forget the sunblock"
9th Jan 2009 9:18 am
discocuzzy
Member Since: 02 Feb 2008
Location: surrey
Posts: 2752
Nice one Discoeast..where in SA did you catch that from?....have had carp to 46lb from donaldsons dam a couple of years back..stunning place to fish "you cannot teach stupid people to do clever things"
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05 plate D3 HSE in Zermat- Gone
11 Plate D4 Landmark in Fuji white- Gone
08 Plate D3 Hse in Buckingham Blue- Gone
58 plate D3 HSE Silver- Gone
10 Plate D4 HSE Stornaway Grey
9th Jan 2009 9:31 am
Discoeast
Member Since: 19 Feb 2008
Location: Boksburg
Posts: 800
discocuzzy, this one was from Klaserie dam, my eldest is the big fisherman.
That one was 29lb, they were there again over x mass and the biggest was 31lb.
Donaldson dam, the one between Randfontein and Westonaria, use to be
a lovey place, but has gone to the dogs now :blub:still ok for fishing.
Heine
I still got plenty credits in my black book D3 bullbar-spots-roof rack with spots-ladder-long range tank-swing out spare wheel carrier- upgraded tow bar-dash console-internal water tank-duel awnings-drawer system & T T.
9th Jan 2009 10:04 am
discocuzzy
Member Since: 02 Feb 2008
Location: surrey
Posts: 2752
Last fished donaldsons about 4 years ago...the very end lake is owned by a english chap called martin i believe...lovely place, or used to be!!!.
Want to have a crack on hardebeersport (spelling ) dam the next time im over "you cannot teach stupid people to do clever things"
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05 plate D3 HSE in Zermat- Gone
11 Plate D4 Landmark in Fuji white- Gone
08 Plate D3 Hse in Buckingham Blue- Gone
58 plate D3 HSE Silver- Gone
10 Plate D4 HSE Stornaway Grey
9th Jan 2009 11:33 am
Discoeast
Member Since: 19 Feb 2008
Location: Boksburg
Posts: 800
Hardbeespoort, you nearly had it :thumbsup:depending how rough,
crowded and technical fishing you like, theirs lots to chose from in
a 2 Hr radius. If you are a keen specie carp man, I think Klaserie
should not be missed if out here. You can hear lion roar at night
Being close to Kruger park, it is game fenced
Have'nt been for many a year, clean and well run. Drop me a mail
when coming to SA again and have a D3 get together. D3 bullbar-spots-roof rack with spots-ladder-long range tank-swing out spare wheel carrier- upgraded tow bar-dash console-internal water tank-duel awnings-drawer system & T T.
9th Jan 2009 12:01 pm
Adiver
Member Since: 18 Jan 2006
Location: Rutland
Posts: 495
BORDER ROVER wrote:
Hmm sounds like the way forward for my next mod to the D3. Set the alarm for 05:30 slap her on the and say sex or a winch, wonder if it will work.
Do that at 05:30 and she will probably think you said sex you WENCH!
Not sure I would like to be on the wrong end of that outcome D4 SDV6 HSE
11th Jan 2009 8:57 pm
BORDER ROVER
Member Since: 03 Dec 2007
Location: Cumbria
Posts: 1105
Come to think of it neither would i. POT NOODLE NAVIGATION CHALLENGE 2010 WINNER
Club Sankey
Club pie and peas
11th Jan 2009 9:03 pm
heine
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Location: Midrand
Posts: 4054
But at least you could spend your time in hospital thinking of new mods
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and say sex or a winch, wonder if it will work. 
) dam the next time im over 
