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Adiver
Member Since: 18 Jan 2006
Location: Rutland
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| EGR Grease and other mysterious stuff for sale |
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Solve your EGR problems in one easy go.
Simly apply the EGR grease through the double over-head tripple underhanger pressure relief sturmofat and the EGR problems will be gone forever.
I'm selling this stuff at a fraction of the true cost, for forum members only. £50 for 5ml. You will need 5ml for each EGR. So that will be about £5000 to treat a normal D3 if the forum is right about the number of faults caused by the EGR.
I also have a small amount of El' Bow grease for sale - same price, but has more uses. Makes your D3 shiney, loosens stiff things and smells nice. Best effects achieved when applied with Ooslum Bird feathers. Make your hands feel soft too.
There is a limited quantity of sky hooks available - these are ex-MOD and were developed at the secret MOD DEFRA laboratories in Salisbury (don't tell anyone, they are SECRET) amazing stuff - no need to have a ground anchor, or even a winch. I have one fitted to my D3 and you can't even see it. These aren't cheap, but they do what they say on the box. £1500 each. Supplied bare - no box, instructions, warranty etc...pick up only due to weight. D4 SDV6 HSE
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 16th Nov 2008 9:34 am |
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Adiver
Member Since: 18 Jan 2006
Location: Rutland
Posts: 495
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Gareth wrote:Commercial Posting Rules
 
All profits to this site.  D4 SDV6 HSE
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| 16th Nov 2008 9:40 am |
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JF Lux
Member Since: 08 Sep 2007
Location: A little country in Europe
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What colour are the sky hooks ? Are they coated in tartan paint...?
Personally, I'm on the lookout for a long weight...but they seem to take a long time to be available for order... The next American ex-pat that calls it a "truck" is going to find out what 2.7 tons feels like on their foot...
Club "yes, I too have had the EGR's replaced..."
Club "yes, I too have had the compressor replaced..."
Club "yes, I too once had the car at the dealer for a couple of weeks nearly 4 weeks over 4 weeks...5 weeks"
Club "yes, I too have had EPB failure..."
Club "yes, I too get mysterious bings and bongs..."
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| 16th Nov 2008 7:47 pm |
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Adiver
Member Since: 18 Jan 2006
Location: Rutland
Posts: 495
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The sky hooks are sky blue pink with yellow stripes.
I haven't any long weights in stock, but I do have a few left handed screwdrivers - special price to you!  D4 SDV6 HSE
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| 16th Nov 2008 7:48 pm |
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JF Lux
Member Since: 08 Sep 2007
Location: A little country in Europe
Posts: 3522
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Sorry - not interested in that colour.
But I don't mind paying a bit more if you can respray them with a tin of this:
http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/p-jokes/online/tartan-paint.html The next American ex-pat that calls it a "truck" is going to find out what 2.7 tons feels like on their foot...
Club "yes, I too have had the EGR's replaced..."
Club "yes, I too have had the compressor replaced..."
Club "yes, I too once had the car at the dealer for a couple of weeks nearly 4 weeks over 4 weeks...5 weeks"
Club "yes, I too have had EPB failure..."
Club "yes, I too get mysterious bings and bongs..."
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| 16th Nov 2008 7:53 pm |
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Adiver
Member Since: 18 Jan 2006
Location: Rutland
Posts: 495
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they can be repainted in any colour you like - but they are sold in one colour only. Take it or leave it - at this price they will simply fly off the shelf!  D4 SDV6 HSE
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| 16th Nov 2008 7:57 pm |
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