Member Since: 29 Nov 2006
Location: North Yorkshire
Posts: 15214
Don't say this to SWMBO!!!
Was watching mt DVD of 'Long Way Down' the other night.
Happened to say to SWMBO [without thinking] ...
... "That Ewan McGregor's wife is really pretty ugly .....
even 'you' look nicer than her"
Didn't go down too well!!
[just like the time I bought her a hoover for Xmas] I was a normal heterosexual chap, but in these new woke awakenings I now identify as a Wardrobe.
17th Dec 2008 9:39 pm
MacLeod 313
Member Since: 18 Apr 2008
Location: away
Posts: 10723
And you said that before xmas BRAVE MAN RON
17th Dec 2008 9:49 pm
n1cktdv6
Member Since: 20 Mar 2007
Location: Warrington
Posts: 1161
I wouldn't get away with that.....but to take the heat out of the situation you could add.....I bet she can't make a good brew either....mine's got no sugar D4 HSE....Probably, but not quite decided yet.
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You won't be getting any for Xmas then LRs are a fond memory, apart from the maintenance.
17th Dec 2008 10:03 pm
BORDER ROVER
Member Since: 03 Dec 2007
Location: Cumbria
Posts: 1105
Thought about saying that to Swmbo but thought better of it. You is well ard... POT NOODLE NAVIGATION CHALLENGE 2010 WINNER
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Club pie and peas
You're most welcome to come and spend Christmas with us... The next American ex-pat that calls it a "truck" is going to find out what 2.7 tons feels like on their foot...
Club "yes, I too have had the EGR's replaced..."
Club "yes, I too have had the compressor replaced..."
Club "yes, I too once had the car at the dealer for a couple of weeksnearly 4 weeksover 4 weeks...5 weeks"
Club "yes, I too have had EPB failure..."
Club "yes, I too get mysterious bings and bongs..."
17th Dec 2008 10:18 pm
ronp
Member Since: 29 Nov 2006
Location: North Yorkshire
Posts: 15214
Just like the time she asked ......
"Does my bum look big in this"
me ..... "No dear, not in that"
yet another night of no rumpy pumpy!!! I was a normal heterosexual chap, but in these new woke awakenings I now identify as a Wardrobe.
17th Dec 2008 10:20 pm
yaugher
Member Since: 24 Sep 2007
Location: SE UK
Posts: 420
LOL deepest sympathys old fella....LOL
17th Dec 2008 10:23 pm
NJF
Member Since: 05 Oct 2007
Location: Gone
Posts: 2466
SWMBO says I never speak to her ... I'm always on this bloody website.
Is there a problem?
17th Dec 2008 11:25 pm
Disco3newbie
Member Since: 26 Oct 2008
Location: Scottish Borders
Posts: 600
"Just like the time she asked ......
"Does my bum look big in this"
me ..... "No dear, not in that" "
I asked mine to step further away so I could see........bad move!!!
But then she did agree to get a D3 so can't complain really
I told mine her bum looked petite and pert when sitting in a Discovery 3.
I was sanctioned to buy another one two weeks after that comment. Did you think I would leave you crying,
When there's room in my D3 for 7,
Climb in here Joe we'll soon be flying,
I can go just as fast with 7.
2005 TDV6 S with Terrain Response (& all that entails), Tasmods (gorn). 2008 TDV6 HSE (gone). A Dark Side umbrella (here) & car (here).
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