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ronp
 


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Don't say this to SWMBO!!!

Was watching mt DVD of 'Long Way Down' the other night.
Happened to say to SWMBO [without thinking] ...
... "That Ewan McGregor's wife is really pretty ugly .....
even 'you' look nicer than her"

Didn't go down too well!!
[just like the time I bought her a hoover for Xmas]
Evil or Very Mad
 ...... always on the road less travelled 🚧

< ‘tis but a mere scratch …….. it’ll polish out. 
 
Post #38948417th Dec 2008 8:39 pm
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And you said that before xmas Whistle BRAVE MAN RON
  
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I wouldn't get away with that.....but to take the heat out of the situation you could add.....I bet she can't make a good brew either....mine's got no sugar Whistle
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You won't be getting any for Xmas then Whistle
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Thought about saying that to Swmbo but thought better of it. You is well ard... Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
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ronp
 


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Just like the time she asked ......

"Does my bum look big in this"


me ..... "No dear, not in that"


yet another night of no rumpy pumpy!!!
Evil or Very Mad
 ...... always on the road less travelled 🚧

< ‘tis but a mere scratch …….. it’ll polish out. 
 
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LOL deepest sympathys old fella....LOL Rolling with laughter
  
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SWMBO says I never speak to her ... I'm always on this bloody website.

Is there a problem? Confused
  
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"Just like the time she asked ......

"Does my bum look big in this"


me ..... "No dear, not in that" "




I asked mine to step further away so I could see........bad move!!! Big Cry

But then she did agree to get a D3 so can't complain really
  
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I told mine her bum looked petite and pert when sitting in a Discovery 3. Wink

I was sanctioned to buy another one two weeks after that comment. Laughing
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Ron, you could just show her this.........

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Whistle
  
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ronp
 


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Thanks Zebadee, but I quite enjoy this living lark.

Rolling Eyes
 ...... always on the road less travelled 🚧

< ‘tis but a mere scratch …….. it’ll polish out. 
 
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Yeah I see your point Laughing

"Hell hath no fury....." & all that jazz, eh ??
  
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