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Donald Trump is on state visit to Israel
Donald Trump is on state visit to Israel and while in Jerusalem he dies of a heart attack.
The Israelis say to the Americans we can send him home for $50,000, or we can bury him here for $100.
The Americans discuss it for a a bit and decide it would be best to repatriate body.
This surprised the Israelis, why they want bother spending $50,000 to repatriate him, when for only $100, he could be buried here in the Holy Land?
The American diplomats replied, we know all about the guy who was buried here & three days later he was resurrected, no way we are taking the chance of that happening again.==================================
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