Hobgoblin
Member Since: 15 Nov 2007
Location: As always, in the sh*t, it's only the depth that varies
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I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do
you think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'
'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'
I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
hiking, or cycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
No,' I said.
He looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a shyte?' I'm not as good as I once was........but I'm as good once as I ever was.
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andychelt
Member Since: 24 Mar 2008
Location: Cheltenham
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BORDER ROVER
Member Since: 03 Dec 2007
Location: Cumbria
Posts: 1105
 
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 POT NOODLE NAVIGATION CHALLENGE 2010 WINNER
Club Sankey
Club pie and peas
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jkp
Member Since: 16 Sep 2005
Location: Living among Bawbags
Posts: 4528
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flinty99
Member Since: 17 Mar 2008
Location: Northumberland
Posts: 2558
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heine
Member Since: 07 Feb 2007
Location: Midrand
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Quitting smoking and drinking doesn't make you live longer . You're just so f  king bored it feels longer
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