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Did you hear the one about the Irish policeman?
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DiscoStu
 


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Did you hear the one about the Irish policeman?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7899171.stm?lss


Laughing I wonder how many times that's happened over here as well? Disco 5 HSE Lux
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peyiqaJrmMU  
Post #42539020th Feb 2009 3:15 am
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heine
 


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You can't make stuff like this up Rolling with laughter  
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NHR
 


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Amazing - surely they could see the name in the other lines of the licence Shocked  
Post #42544420th Feb 2009 9:50 am
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To make matters worse, instead of putting their hands up and admitting to making a mistake (they understandibly do not speak Polish.....ok) but the Garda spokesman on the the 9:00 news last night, tryed to defend their position saying the mistake technically was not their fault, but the drivers involved........ Rolling with laughter CLUB ' Ah shor it'll be grand'

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Post #42545920th Feb 2009 10:21 am
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BLACK BETTY
 


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Ireland 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Manual Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

The feckers can still send the speeding transit fines and penalty points to the owners, long after the polish guy has gone home, and then the insist that some licence be presented for the points to be AWARDED Shocked

If you dont like option A, then option B is to go to court where the judge may AWARD twice the points if he deems it necessary Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

FECK, Censored , Nine-tenths of wisdom is being wise in time.

Also appears 9/10 of stopping is stopping in time

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Post #42548420th Feb 2009 10:43 am
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grzesiul
 


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Polish power lol  
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grzesiul
 


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Poland 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 SE Auto Loire BlueDiscovery 4

you got to be a complete dumb ass not to ask the geezer for other ID such as coutry ID card with proper english description what certain line on it means lol LOL and tham find out what is dude's name LOL

we f :censored: rule lol
grzesiul  
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grzesiul
 


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Poland 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 SE Auto Loire BlueDiscovery 4
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can Irish cops use guiness before the shift??? ;) if so there is your explanation, they all were :censored: out their tits lol no able to read well hihi  
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BLACK BETTY
 


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dobra Nine-tenths of wisdom is being wise in time.

Also appears 9/10 of stopping is stopping in time

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=DiscoReaper&view=videos  
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grzesiul
 


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Poland 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 SE Auto Loire BlueDiscovery 4

dobra what??? dobra Polish kielbasa or dobre polish pierogizzz lol  
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tanters
 


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grzesiul wrote:

we f Censored rule lol









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grzesiul
 


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Poland 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 SE Auto Loire BlueDiscovery 4

Peace my man was not aggressive in any way lol but polish is very difficult and dobra has tons of different meanings  
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