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Nasher
 


Member Since: 07 Mar 2009
Location: Clanfield, North of Pompey - UK
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England 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Lux Auto Loire BlueDiscovery 4
D5 Parking

Anyone know the owner of this D5?

Are you the owner of this D5?

I came back to my D4 this morning to this:

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If you are, you're an inconsiderate Moron with the parking skills of a Cabbage.

It's a good job I'm fit and flexible enough to still mange to get into my D4.
 Heaven doesn't want me, and hell is afraid I'll take over.  
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rrhool
 


Member Since: 28 Aug 2014
Location: Norfolk
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United Kingdom 2007 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Manual Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

Lazy, or incompetent. Or both. I see parking like that all the time. Peoples driving skills have been seriously reduced in recent years.
 Richard


D3 SE 2007. Triumph 2.5Pi 1973. Ferguson TEA20 1948.



Discovery 2 4.0 ES 2001- Gone
Discovery 1 300Tdi ES '95 - Gone
Range Rover Classic '79 - Gone 
 
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MrTed
 


Member Since: 06 Jan 2023
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 Discovery 4 HSE late 2015 Euro6
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Mitsubishi Galant V6 (PX'd for above)
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Post #23767136th Sep 2024 1:49 pm
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Icarus
 


Member Since: 15 Jul 2023
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Re: D5 Parking

Nasher wrote:
Anyone know the owner of this D5?

Are you the owner of this D5?

I came back to my D4 this morning to this:

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If you are, you're an inconsiderate Moron with the parking skills of a Cabbage.

It's a good job I'm fit and flexible enough to still mange to get into my D4.


I'd have been totally stuffed if that had happened to me! I'm reasonably fit, relatively agile, 80 year-old guy. I'm not overweight at all, but there is no way I would've been able to get into my D4 in that situation.

Being retired, and with time to do it, I would have waited for the driver to appear, and handed out a polite, but firm Censored .

Occasionally, I have to catch a train to a London Hospital for a 3 monthly blood test and check-up. Had it been one of those days, I would have been Censored ed.

There are too many arrogant, selfish, bad-mannered, thoughtless people around these days.

Good manners are what makes us proper human beings, separates us from animals.
 I’m a Disco 4 believer. What a vehicle!  
Post #23767166th Sep 2024 2:26 pm
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NJSS
 


Member Since: 06 May 2009
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You can get "The Turtle" here:-

https://cdn.craftymorning.com/wp-content/u..._lines.pdf

or copy this file from my gallery:-


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I have downloaded it & printed a couple of copies to have in the car ready for use!

NJSS
  
Post #23767256th Sep 2024 3:49 pm
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MrTed
 


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Brilliant. Which is exactly what i'm going to do now! Rolling with laughter
 Discovery 4 HSE late 2015 Euro6
Jaguar XF Portfolio (PX'd for above)
Mitsubishi Galant V6 (PX'd for above)
Instagram: @mrtedgfx 
 
Post #23767286th Sep 2024 4:05 pm
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ronp
 


Member Since: 29 Nov 2006
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Pity you’re not in an old banger !

If you were, and once you were in, you’d open the OS front then the rear doors with ‘great gusto’ and leave a few imprints on the jelly-mould’s door panels.

That in future, might make them park within the lines.

Confused

Btw, hope you’ve posted this on the D5 forum.
 ...... always on the road less travelled 🚧

< ‘tis but a mere scratch …….. it’ll polish out. 
 
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Nasher
 


Member Since: 07 Mar 2009
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My problem with the drivers attitude is their complete disregard for me getting back into my D4.

They obviously selfishly parked over to one side so they could get out but just didn't care about anyone else.

I've not posted it on the D5 site as I've not joined up
 Heaven doesn't want me, and hell is afraid I'll take over.  
Post #23767326th Sep 2024 4:40 pm
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UNG
 


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Many many years ago my brother had a similiar thing happen after waiting for 15 minutes no one came back fortunately he was parked on a slight slope so managed to roll his car backwards from the passenger seat, he then took the valve cores out of the offending vehicles wheels and left them with a note If you are stuck here there is less chance of you inconvenicing anyone else with your parking on the drivers seat of the vehicle which had not been locked and then went on his way

I did have someone once park in a way that blocked me in and then asked was her vehicle blocking me in at the time I had a 300TDi Disco with a rather heavy bullbar so I told her no and she then asked how I would get out from where I was parked my reply was with a piece of metal like I had on the front her car could easily be pushed out the way. She very quickly moved her vehicle
 "Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag'em down to your level. It's cheaper".  
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