Whilst listening to my mutterings about how we're getting on getting my dad connected through social media, SWMBO was inspired to search this out on t'interweb.
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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms
29th Mar 2020 4:02 pm
PROFSR G
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A toothpaste salesman goes into a grocery shop and asks the shopkeeper if he would buy his new toothpaste.
"No thank you" says the shopkeeper!
The salesman asks, "Ah but you'll take a couple of boxes"?
Again the shopkeeper replies "No thanks"
"What about one box so" asks the salesman.
"I told you already, I don't want any toothpaste"
"OK" says the salesman, "What about a few tubes, its my new job and I need to make a sale"
The shopkeeper says "You're not listening are you?.... "come with me"
He then brings the salesman into the store room at the back of the shop, and shows him the back wall which is covered floor to ceiling, and wall to wall with toilet paper. "Look at that says the shopkeeper"
The salesman replies, " but that's toilet paper, I'm selling toothpaste"!
"That's my point" says the shopkeeper, "If they don't wipe their a@se's around here they're hardly going to wash their teeth"yµ (idµ - eAµ) ψ=mψ
29th Mar 2020 4:08 pm
PROFSR G
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Hardware wrote:
Whilst listening to my mutterings about how we're getting on getting my dad connected through social media, SWMBO was inspired to search this out on t'interweb.
Classic stuff yµ (idµ - eAµ) ψ=mψ
29th Mar 2020 4:41 pm
Sea Raider
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Posts: 4450
29th Mar 2020 5:19 pm
J77
Member Since: 03 Mar 2008
Location: Fife
Posts: 6261
*Explicit*
23.5MY Defender 90 X-Dynamic SE D250 MHEV Pangea Green
29th Mar 2020 5:34 pm
PROFSR G
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Location: Lost
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We've been singing that since yesterday yµ (idµ - eAµ) ψ=mψ
29th Mar 2020 5:38 pm
J77
Member Since: 03 Mar 2008
Location: Fife
Posts: 6261
Hard to keep up with the Corna threads23.5MY Defender 90 X-Dynamic SE D250 MHEV Pangea Green
2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms
2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms
29th Mar 2020 6:46 pm
PROFSR G
Member Since: 06 Mar 2017
Location: Lost
Posts: 4577
The Muppet's will be pouring out of every orifice yµ (idµ - eAµ) ψ=mψ
29th Mar 2020 7:06 pm
gstuart
Member Since: 21 Oct 2016
Location: kent
Posts: 13571
We are a week into self isolation and it's really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.
It breaks my heart to see her like this. I've thought very hard of how I can cheer her up.
I've even considered letting her come in... but rules are rules.Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.
2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
29th Mar 2020 7:49 pm
Windowlicker
Member Since: 12 Sep 2010
Location: East Yorkshire
Posts: 580
^^
Most excellent , already inserted swmbo name in and sent it to family.
If it makes people chuckle it’s gold. Procrastination is the thief of time!!
29th Mar 2020 8:11 pm
PROFSR G
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Location: Lost
Posts: 4577
yµ (idµ - eAµ) ψ=mψ
29th Mar 2020 8:35 pm
Batfink
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Location: Isle of Sheppey
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