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Whilst listening to my mutterings about how we're getting on getting my dad connected through social media, SWMBO was inspired to search this out on t'interweb.

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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
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A toothpaste salesman goes into a grocery shop and asks the shopkeeper if he would buy his new toothpaste.

"No thank you" says the shopkeeper!

The salesman asks, "Ah but you'll take a couple of boxes"?

Again the shopkeeper replies "No thanks"

"What about one box so" asks the salesman.

"I told you already, I don't want any toothpaste"

"OK" says the salesman, "What about a few tubes, its my new job and I need to make a sale"

The shopkeeper says "You're not listening are you?.... "come with me"

He then brings the salesman into the store room at the back of the shop, and shows him the back wall which is covered floor to ceiling, and wall to wall with toilet paper. "Look at that says the shopkeeper"

The salesman replies, " but that's toilet paper, I'm selling toothpaste"!

"That's my point" says the shopkeeper, "If they don't wipe their a@se's around here they're hardly going to wash their teeth"Laughing
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Hardware wrote:
Whilst listening to my mutterings about how we're getting on getting my dad connected through social media, SWMBO was inspired to search this out on t'interweb.



Classic stuff Thumbs Up Laughing
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We've been singing that since yesterday Whistle
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https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ne...0-18003377
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
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https://www.facebook.com/david.giles.3745/...400466321/
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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
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The Muppet's will be pouring out of every orifice Rolling Eyes
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Self Isolation

We are a week into self isolation and it's really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.

It breaks my heart to see her like this. I've thought very hard of how I can cheer her up.

I've even considered letting her come in... but rules are rules.
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^^
Most excellent , already inserted swmbo name in and sent it to family.
If it makes people chuckle it’s gold. Thumbs Up
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