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Coffee Shop Open, Choose your biscuit with care
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Stu
 


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Coffee Shop Open, Choose your biscuit with care

Ok boys following on from the bar last night I'm opening the coffee shop to help with the hangovers.

However you need to choose your biscuit carefully.

Obviously I am the custard cream - The king of biscuits, tough on the outside but creamy on the inside and I get moist when placed somewhere warm and wet.

Al and Gary have got to be Garibaldi men!

Ent is probably a toffee crunch, a bit tough and rough on the outside, but soft on the inside

Gareth is a chocolate digestive, well balanced and well rounded.

Ok shop is open and it's my round who's having what. D3 HSE MY05 Auto

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Rich Tea because they dont have Rich Git Rolling with laughter 

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Rolling with laughter
Neil has to be one of those pink wafer things though Thumbs Up

Someone has to be a chocolate finger but can't think who Rolling with laughter Welcome "Lola" Smile  
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I have a deep passion for the "Lotus" bikkies they give you in poshish coffee shops Embarassed

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Wheat free choccy bourbon please Thumbs Up I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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Has to be Chocolate HobNobs.
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I'm a Ginger Caramel that you get with your Coffee in Coffee Shops...

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The following biscuits are available in the shop, but feel free to bring your own:

Bourbon
Golden Crunch Cream
Jammy Ring - Can't wait to se who has that one! Neil maybe?
Malted Milk
Nice Biscuits
Rich Tea
Whipped Cream (Strawberry)
Hob Nobs Chocolate and Vanilla
Custard Creams
Jam Sandwich
Digestive
Chocolate Digestive
Chocolate Orange digestives
Chocolate Chip Cookie
Ginger Nut
Jaffa Cakes - again looking forward to seeing who has these, I know who my money is on!
Shortbread - ok maybe I got Al wrong in my earlier post!
Shortbread fingers - Oh this has got to be Al
Chocolate covered shortbread fingers - Ok ok this is definately Al
Chocolate Fingers
White Chocolate fingers
Amaretti
Jacobs happy faces (twin pack) - I know who this is for!
Lemon Puff Biscuits
Jammie Dodgers
Oreo cookies
All butter fruit biscuits D3 HSE MY05 Auto

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I like chocolate fingers with my coffee Thumbs Up As many as I can ram in my mouth as possible TBH.

Specially when they go all slightly soft and runny due to the heat and constant dunking.  
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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter My money was on you for the chocolate fingers! Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter D3 HSE MY05 Auto

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Some people obviously lead very sad lives. Take a look at this http://www.biscuit.org.uk/index.htm Global Warming.... I'm luvvin it  
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Stu, Do you have an Spanish imported stuff?. Can you get hold of "Les Cabury's Fingeress"? My Youtube Channel http://www.youtube.com/user/NeilDisco#p/u/5/Dz4-Q95GQ2c
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Stu..far be it for me to comment on your list of biscuits, but will put forward this radical suggestions.
Jaffa Cakes are NOT biscuits.
Thumbs Up Welcome "Lola" Smile  
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If I don't have it in the shop then you are welcome to bring your own although we do try and cater for everyone. D3 HSE MY05 Auto

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