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Stu wrote:
I have a coffee shop to run and you can't do that from home.

Oh yes you can!!!.......... Whistle The older I get, the more I realise that people confuse wrinkles for wisdom Smile
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Hassle wrote:
Shocked That's a muffin it looks like a soft roll. Laughing

http://www.ovenbottommuffins.co.uk/ 8)

EDIT: Genuine photo of item SWMBO has JUST brought into the house having purchased at local Martin's bakery
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Post #58760422nd Jan 2010 3:31 pm
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Any of you guys ever had these Whistle http://nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/biscuits/media/noblice2.jpg On a mission to find the perfect Pork Pie. Just Found it (I think)..(Yes I have)
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Right you lot, due to popular demand we will now be serving that stuff you lot call tea, but it's under protest. i'm only selling it because SWMBO doesn't like coffee and someone let her know I wasn't selling it.

To be honest we are more of a biscuit shop that also sells coffee rather than a coffee shop that also sells biscuits.

If you want a muffin then you'll not find them here. They're no good for dunkin'. D3 HSE MY05 Auto

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Any of you guys ever had these


I suspect Al and DiscoCuzzy have Whistle (At the same time) D3 HSE MY05 Auto

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A small but important annoucement.....

Stu's SWMBO is now working in the Tiffin Lounge in a rather fetching little black number with contrasting white apron. She is serving Muffin for our more exclusive cliental...... Mr. Green ------------------------------
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Yep that's true so Tea is off again. If you want tea go and visit Mike. Don't forget boys, Friday evening is boys night in the coffee shop. D3 HSE MY05 Auto

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I just wish your coffee shop was based in Amsterdam...

Would need a lot of biscuits in stock, though, for when we got the munchies... The next American ex-pat that calls it a "truck" is going to find out what 2.7 tons feels like on their foot...

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Got to be crunch creams - dunked in me coffee, 'cause they are like a sponge. Lovely

If no crunch creams then custard creams dunked.

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Mike40 wrote:
A small but important annoucement.....

Stu's SWMBO is now working in the Tiffin Lounge in a rather fetching little black number with contrasting white apron.
Go on... (i.e. and underneath aforementioned black & white items) Steve N | 21MY Defender | 08MY Discovery 3 (history) | 06MY Discovery 3 (ancient history)   
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Sorry guys...........Stu's SWMBO has been sacked!!

She has sneaked off home with some of the Tiffin Lounges best Muffins. Evil or Very Mad ------------------------------
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can't you get that countdown girl in, she seems keen?
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Just watching cout down, today she seems to be wearing a tight fitting bin bag Shocked  
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