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Mogwyth
 


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Christmas Presents

Every year the kids kept finding their Christmas presents so my wife told me to put them in the loft, which I did.

It’s now 3am & their incessant crying & whinging is keeping me awake........" There's spiders, I don't like spiders, Daaad Sarah's turning blue, - it's dark I don't like it"

Really getting on my nerves now, any suggestions??
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Post #20071348th Dec 2018 11:59 am
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Moo
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Sounds like you need a trip to the pub.
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Post #20071418th Dec 2018 12:15 pm
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DSL
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Vouchers only. Thumbs Up
   
Post #20071438th Dec 2018 12:27 pm
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ianm27
 


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What was it you wanted suggestions for?

Getting rid of the spiders??

Or getting rid of the kids??

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Post #20071968th Dec 2018 2:42 pm
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SpiderBaby
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Think your Welsh sense of humour may be a bit subtle for those not from this area Mogwyth.....

But it's a cracking gag.. Thumbs Up
 I see no ships........  
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Post #20072218th Dec 2018 4:41 pm
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I would use under the floor. The carpet will cover the noise Thumbs Up Thumbs Up
  
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Mogwyth
 


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SpiderBaby wrote:
Think your Welsh sense of humour may be a bit subtle for those not from this area Mogwyth.....

But it's a cracking gag.. Thumbs Up


Cheers, might live in Wales and Welsh wife and kids are Welsh and Welsh speakers, but I'm Essex born and bred of cockney parents.
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03 MG TF 115 Cool Blue Edition
02 MG TF 160
00 Hymer B564 Lionheart
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Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up
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ianm27
 


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That's got to be some accent then - welsh/essex mix - can anyone understand you when you speak?? Rolling with laughter
 Uncle Ray's spare wheel protector
Limo Tint
Blackvue front & rear dashcam
Cruise control switch pack
Bodsy's remote for FBH 
 
Post #20072518th Dec 2018 6:57 pm
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Mogwyth
 


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Still Essex through and through mate, daughters are Essex light when talking English but pure Welsh when speaking Welsh.
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05 D3 HSE V8 4.4
04 MG TF 135
03 MG TF 115 Cool Blue Edition
02 MG TF 160
00 Hymer B564 Lionheart
1971 Series III 109
 
 
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Wrap them up ‘early’ if post-Santa age.

Also wrap some empty boxes and any time they play up chuck one on the log-burner Laughing
  
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Klinkhammer
 


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Reminded me of complaining to my dear old dad that I was fed up walking in circles.

He told me to shut up and stop complaining or he'd nail my other foot to the floor as well. 😂😂😂
 I'm to old to know everything......
D4 Gone over to the Dark Side (D5)
D3 gone ...... But now want one for knocking about! Is this a form of insanity? 
 
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