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Christmas Has Gone Crackers.

Someone just told me; Due to Christmas Crackers having explosives in them you now have to be eighteen to buy them, is this true Shocked
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not as far as im aware and i sell them !!!!
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Well I did hear that ladies sanitary items are going to be sold wrapped in shiny paper for the next few weeks.

Just for the Christmas period Embarassed
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no. 

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Rolling with laughter
  
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Thud ...... Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
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NoDo$h wrote:
Well I did hear that ladies sanitary items are going to be sold wrapped in shiny paper for the next few weeks.

Just for the Christmas period Embarassed


Just passed that one on to the Misses, she replied "are they!" Whistle

And yes, she is blonde.......
  
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Keep taking the pills ND Thumbs Up Thumbs Up

Trev.
  
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Rolling with laughter
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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anybody want some cheap tampax....no strings attached!!!!
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How about a group "No Buy" Shocked Shocked Shocked

Lets all agree (bah humbug. oops Embarassed ) not to buy any of the damned things Thumbs Up Thumbs Up


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Ooo..er Not the Tampax. Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed

That could get messy. Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Trev
  
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Just to let you know I've just bought crackers from John Lewis, and yes, they ask if you are 16! (I wish...) So it is true................ 8)
 If you never try, you'll never know...  
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It is true, last year we got some from a Tesco and it was in the print on the back of the box that they should not be sold to anyone under 18
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