Discotres
Member Since: 25 Jan 2010
Location: London
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A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from a Land Rover engine when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his garage.
The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his Land Rover when the mechanic shouted across the garage, 'Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?'
The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the Land Rover. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?'
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the
mechanic...
'Try doing it with the engine running!'
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highbayrack
Member Since: 09 Jul 2008
Location: Northamptonshire
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Like it  On a mission to find the perfect Pork Pie. Just Found it (I think)..(Yes I have)
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