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Popelka
 


Member Since: 31 May 2008
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the barber

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.

She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake The barber says to her,

'Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin.'

She says, 'Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too.'
 Experience is a difficult teacher, because she gives the test first and then the lesson afterwards!!!!  
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