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Mogwyth
 


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Bank Robbery

An armed, Jason masked robber bursts into a bank and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash.

As the robber is leaving, one brave customer grabs his mask and pulls it off revealing his face.

The robber shoots him dead, he then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him.

One of the tellers is looking straight at him so he walks over and calmly shoots him dead too.

Everyone is now horrified and looking down at the floor.

The robber shouts furiously, “Did anyone else see my face?”

There’s a brief silence then one elderly man, still looking down, tentatively raises his hand and says, “I think my wife may have caught a glimpse.”

Rolling with laughter
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Mine too Rolling with laughter
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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
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Heard similar before but still funny.
  
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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Though SWMBO just gave me the Rolling Eyes look and complained that these jokes are anti-SWMBO. Whistle
   
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And the problem with that is Del ? Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
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The problem is sitting on the other sofa. Laughing Laughing

And I am dead when she reads this. Whistle Whistle
   
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Well its been nice knowing you Del Rolling with laughter
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Send flowers!! Laughing Laughing Thumbs Up
   
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Carnations, they last longer. And are cheaper. Thumbs Up
   
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I only posted it because mine chuckled when I told her.
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DSL wrote:
The problem is sitting on the other sofa. Laughing Laughing

And I am dead when she reads this. Whistle Whistle


Does your SWMBO surf D3.CO.UK? Mine watches masterchef, grand designs and other things but certainly doesn’t surf “the car site you always go to learn how to fix the tractor” Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up
  
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She does.

Hi dear.
   
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Hi 8) Laughing
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