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kevi
 


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Australian Talk Show another non pc

car related joke Laughing

One thing about Australians is that their hearts and humour are always in the right place!



T. B. Bechtel, a part time City Councilman from Newcastle, NSW was asked
on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought of the allegations of
torture of the Iraqi prisoners.


His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous
applause from the audience.



HIS STATEMENT:

'If hooking up an Iraqi prisoner's nuts to a car's battery cables will save just
one Australians life, then I have just three things to say,'


'Red is positive,

Black is negative, and

Make sure his nuts are wet.' Laughing
 Practice safe eating - always use condiments.


2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows 
 
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CG
 


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"I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you read is not what I meant" 
 
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stevejhunt
 


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Can't fault him

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 I don't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member...........


06 Buck Blue Disco 3 TDV6
84 Marine Blue Series 3 2.25 petrol
06 Silver Audi A4 Cabriolet (the wife's baby) 
 
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Discoeast
 


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We need more of that straight talk.
Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
 D3 bullbar-spots-roof rack with spots-ladder-long range tank-swing out spare wheel carrier- upgraded tow bar-dash console-internal water tank-duel awnings-drawer system & T T.  
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heine
 


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Brilliant
  
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JF Lux
 


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Shocked I can't condone torture....

















But Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Trust an Australian to come out with that Rolling with laughter
 The next American ex-pat that calls it a "truck" is going to find out what 2.7 tons feels like on their foot...

Club "yes, I too have had the EGR's replaced..."
Club "yes, I too have had the compressor replaced..."
Club "yes, I too once had the car at the dealer for a couple of weeks nearly 4 weeks over 4 weeks...5 weeks"
Club "yes, I too have had EPB failure..."
Club "yes, I too get mysterious bings and bongs..." 
 
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