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audi drivers are coks
just wanted to say a really big thanks to the audi driver who gave me such a big laugh during the local floods this weekend. Id just moved to the right hand lane, gone to offroad height and slowed to 25 for a particularly impressive council maintained puddle/lake when said audi, affronted by my speed and existance hit the horn and throttle and undertook me. I estimate he hit it at 40, at least 12 inches of muddy water. Funny but he didnt look so macho sat stationary in the middle of it. Big up to him for backing the claims of the top gear team! I had to park up around the corner wiping the tears from my eyes.Dr. Ian Malcolm:
"Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
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15th Dec 2008 9:43 am
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I hope you stopped and took some photos Duncan
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15th Dec 2008 9:46 am
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Photo's would go down a treat, even better if the audi driver was sitting on his roof of his car. POT NOODLE NAVIGATION CHALLENGE 2010 WINNER
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15th Dec 2008 9:57 am
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Even even better if it was a Q7
15th Dec 2008 9:59 am
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15th Dec 2008 10:01 am
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Should his fame extend to the local paper, please scan the photo and post it, so as to enhance the experience.
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Check the rubber exhaust hanger /mounts first
15th Dec 2008 11:54 am
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I'm sorry to let you down guys; no photos I was too busy finding somewhere safe to stop so I could clear my eyes and see the road again. I'll have a check of the local paper just in case though; you never know your luck! As to stopping, I'm more than happy to stop at the scene of an accident (my definition is an unforeseen circumstance or event) but as everything he did was on purpose, I classified it as an Intention and moved on Dr. Ian Malcolm:
"Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
Transgenic tomato anyone?
15th Dec 2008 12:36 pm
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stapldm wrote:
I'm more than happy to stop at the scene of an accident (my definition is an unforeseen circumstance or event) but as everything he did was on purpose,
So how long have you been the health and safety adviser
15th Dec 2008 12:42 pm
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Drive out the otehr side, clear eyes. Attach tow rope to rear, drive back through and offer him a tow out. If tow accepted say "The rope's on the back, hitch up yourself." Drive off nice and slowly, and stop when safe o do so. Chrage him £XXX.XX "Tow out fee". Make onation to site from proceeds - every cloud has a silver lining.Rob Smith
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15th Dec 2008 12:46 pm
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He'll be needing one of these then...
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15th Dec 2008 1:01 pm
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Dr. Ian Malcolm:
"Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
Transgenic tomato anyone?
15th Dec 2008 1:07 pm
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15th Dec 2008 9:18 pm
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even better if the audi driver was sitting on his roof of his car. 
I was too busy finding somewhere safe to stop so I could clear my eyes and see the road again. I'll have a check of the local paper just in case though; you never know your luck! As to stopping, I'm more than happy to stop at the scene of an accident (my definition is an unforeseen circumstance or event) but as everything he did was on purpose, I classified it as an Intention and moved on 
