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Batfink
 


Member Since: 31 May 2017
Location: Isle of Sheppey
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United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3
Accident

Well, That's me in Hospital 😩😩😩

This has not been a good morning. After spending the last two weeks quarantined inside the house, I decided to go horse riding, something I haven't done in many years. It turned out to be a horribly big mistake!
I got on the horse and started out slowly but then we went a little faster, before I knew it we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off and caught my foot in the stirrups and got dragged along....The horse just would not stop.
Thankfully the manager at Tesco's came out and unplugged the machine. He actually had the nerve to take the rest of my coins off me so I wouldn't try to ride the Elephant...
 2006 TdV6 HSE.  
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rrhool
 


Member Since: 28 Aug 2014
Location: Norfolk
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United Kingdom 2007 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Manual Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

Laughing
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D3 SE 2007. Triumph 2.5Pi 1973. Ferguson TEA20 1948.



Discovery 2 4.0 ES 2001- Gone
Discovery 1 300Tdi ES '95 - Gone
Range Rover Classic '79 - Gone 
 
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Location: south wales
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Wales 

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 Discovery 3 se gone
Range rover sport supercharged here:) 
 
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PROFSR G
 


Member Since: 06 Mar 2017
Location: Lost
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Ukraine 2009 Discovery 3 TDV6 Commercial XS Auto Stornoway GreyDiscovery 3

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mz mini
 


Member Since: 02 Jul 2014
Location: Sunny Devon
Posts: 1759

United Kingdom 2013 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Siberian SilverDiscovery 4

Rolling with laughter
 Land Rover 90 - deceased Sad
Discovery 3 - deceased Sad
Discovery 4 2013
Mini Cooper S 1964 Mk1 - International Rally winner red & white
Mini Cooper s 1964 Mk1 - Road Rally champion green & white
Mini Cooper S 1971 Mk3 - original and unrestored Smile
Porsche 911 997
Porsche Boxster 3.4S
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Hardware
 


Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
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United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

Given the rest of your posts recently, I'm annoyed with myself for getting drawn towards a glimmer of sympathy.




Rolling with laughter
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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
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Batfink
 


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I can’t believe you set your expectations so low and yet you were still disappointed Rolling with laughter
 2006 TdV6 HSE.  
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DSL
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Farmer Chalk
 


Member Since: 06 Mar 2013
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England 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Tangiers OrangeDiscovery 3

Ah ...goody...another potential equine sales victim.... Very Happy Very Happy
  
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I’m still trying to cope with the Postman Pat van.
 2014 MY Discovery XS Indus Silver. Sadly gone. Second last LR of forty eight years continuous ownership.  
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I fail to see what's so funny about this. Far too many 'jokes' about supermarkets and queues for my liking.

I spent ages at the supermarket earlier:


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 2014 - D4 2010 HSE Nara Bronze
2012 - FL2 2009 GS Stornoway Grey
2001 - VW Passat Estate Inky Blue
1999 - Ford Mondeo Light Blue
1998 - Rover 25 Red 
 
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Farmer Chalk wrote:
Ah ...goody...another potential equine sales victim.... Very Happy Very Happy



Martin will have to change your name to Farmer Stalker at this rate.
  
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Rockpaperscissors
 


Member Since: 23 Apr 2011
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Wales 2010 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 XS Auto Corris GreyDiscovery 4

Literally just spat my wine everywhere Laughing Laughing
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Limo Tint
Blackvue front & rear dashcam
Cruise control switch pack
Bodsy's remote for FBH 
 
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